By: Maja
Hello once more to those MIA!
Come, come, sit comfortably, make yourself at home! It’s December now so time to make merry and laugh (at others of course.) Anyway, make yourself a cup of hot cocoa that’s more cinnamon whiskey than cocoa, continue that yearly tradition and send out those prayers to old Saint Nick that this year you can bring home something other than disappointment for your parents. Now once you’ve pulled yourself together from that cripplingly accurate blow to your ego feel free to read on!
These articles take plenty of time to research in depth… To secretly interview connections and to slip amongst the bushes late at night in the hopes of finding some dirty secrets… (and not just Elben’s discarded pants).
But today, yes, today’s dirty secrets are actually rather clean, surgically so. Yes, the article today is on one Bethari Indah, well known know for a mouth so loud you’ll want to shove something in there just to shut her up. Also know as ‘Boba Butt’, ‘Bitchthari‘ and ‘another Yuugen cunt‘, she is one of the newer additions to our fair (cockroach infested hell hole) city.
Despite only being here a short time Miss Indah has already blown up the Yuugen (Hooray!) and then… joined the Yuugen? (Ay, brain trauma?) Raided the HGH, attacked Quietton Asylum and apparently recently she seems to have tried to shoot her load at a stripper. If any of these actions leave you in doubt about the sort of woman we’re dealing with here then you need some DSaD training, which as we all know stands for ‘Daiyu’s Sensibility and Decorum training’. (Seriously you’re such a Stanley dick sucker – Ed)
Her Unique Background
My original suspicions about Miss Indah started when I saw her wearing her terrorist scarf around our city. She claims it’s a ‘hijab’, but as the image above illustrates she would need more than a scarf to cover it all up and… and… where’s the modesty gone!? Anyway, she claims her on/off garments are a “Personal Faith choice” but I know better. And since knowing is part of being superior I decided to investigate this woman more thoroughly. You see… I had a fairly strong suspicion this woman was in fact some sort of terrorist here to harm our city. (No shit Maja – Shall we just ignore the fact that the Yuugen are a terrorist organisation? – Ed), or a Chinese spy sent to gather information on local groups to prepare for an invasion by China… I mean she is often spied in various situations, stands to reason she MIGHT be a spy. Double-00 Bethari or should that Double-OMGBACKPAIN-GG-Boobthari?
Bethari’s heritage, her seemingly endless supply of new clothes and general high and mighty (possibly sociopathic) attitude does seem to suggest interesting funding arrangements. Then there was difficulty in finding photos of her, (heh – should of cleaned out that angsty teen Tumblr there Miss Indah, oh and Daiyu’s discarded photos from a SIN event…) suggest the woman’s true background is that of a daughter of a oil Sheikh or least a family of means, one that has a perhaps certain affinity for plastic surgery.
Oh Did that Just Slip Out?
Oh that titty… I mean title works so well. Oopsie. Now I am not one for idle speculation or wild claims and in fact this has been an article worked on quietly since the Cole Hartman exposé, where I climbed the Nightmen’s stuffed giraffe for the umpteenth time to watch Mollie spend another day high on a broken sofa strumming her bean like a country song… Anyway, while I was doing this (and Mollie was probably still doing THAT until it was numb) a realisation came to me about Miss Indah that forced me to scrap all my previous writings… It was that cover photo I mentioned, the one discarded from an old article written by my bestie and biggest fan Daiyu, (love you girl <3) that showed a significantly plumper Miss Indah at a party. Actually if you check that link you’ll see the photo is CROPPED. Look at Daiyu trying to suck up.
Anyway, this photo was shown to me at the same time part the woman’s personal life came to light that explains so much about Miss Indah’s secret actions. Yes Bethari Indah is in fact a virgin. I’m talking Disney Princess locked in a tower – never even kissed anyone type of virgin (Oh look at that, from whore to closed door in two articles – how about that?)
Yes Really
Now while I applaud Miss Indah’s attempt to turn ‘No Nut (in her) November’ into a full lifestyle, it’s clearly driving the woman into some bad habits and let’s be honest, what would that other paragon of Observer morality Carly Cox say about this? She’d be mortified! Anyway, already seen regularly with the woman’s supposed friend, local plastic surgery addict and fake boob ‘owner’ Gabby Ellis, current Stockholm victim of uhh… what’s his rank? Say Sgt. First Ass Ellis. Miss Indah’s rather quick transformation from tubby to toned shows that you can only be Yuugen if you have or have had a weight problem (heys Elben bebe xxx) did make me wonder how exactly someone can lose weight so rapidly in a healthy manner. Then it hit me (almost literally from two foot away once when I walked past her)… Plastic surgery. This is the ONLY possible conclusion to her weight loss! I mean after all, do you really think that her boobs are real? Of course not.
Yes dear reader the ever pious woman has shamefully committed ‘Taghyir khalqillah’ by receiving Brazillian Butt Lifts (BBL), lipofilling for her breasts and to round it all out a tummy tuck. Taghyir khalqillah which if you don’t know is alteration/changing of Allah’s creation (thank you Google) Tut tut tut! Anyway, Miss Indah, was likely driven to down this dark and self destructive path by the the influence of Tori Yamato and her well known corruption kink. Oh and yes, her best friend and Terminator Incubator Gabby Ellis. So either through blackmail from Tori and Gabby or a slow wearing down of Miss Indah’s protests or simply with more of Tori’s corrupted sticky fingered marks on Miss Indah, she has clearly gone down a pathway of plastic procedure and self destruction!
Remember as always, the truth lies Masked in Anonymity.
This is Maja, signing off!
You can read the rest of Maja’s ‘writing’ if you… really wish…:
HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE and if you really want to read about Simon’s spank bank, HERE.
Editorial Note: The Hathian Observer while accepting of gossip as part of keeping Hathian entertained and potentially finding new stories wishes it to be noted that staff health insurance doesn’t cover anonymous freelancers who refuse to disclose their real name. Also, I personally wish it to be known that I respect whatever personal choices people make, including celibacy. We shouldn’t shame them for being hot on the outside, but saving it on the inside (and before any reader asks – we’re not sure on the status of Bethari hand relief).
((Maja is a player. Posted with OOC consent))
