By: Maja (The not forgiven tramp -Ed)
Hello! Maja here, again. What a surprise. Two in the space of a week or two. Yeah that’s right, Stanley and I are like this: (x) (x) <===8, so no short flat editor can stop my gossip. (At least you now admit what it is – Ed)
So you know Carter right? You better – I made him the subject of gossip facts before where his title ‘rapeocop‘ seemed to stick with some of you. Nice, I like it when my work hits the streets and becomes Hathian vocab. But whoa, I didn’t know that so soon after proof would come to me that the very title bestowed on Carter has come back to haunt him, in the form of CHILD MAINTENANCE. That’s right! Thousands of dollars of backdated cash. Not to mention the haunting fact that he was an absent dad. A dad who diddled (or worse lemme-be-real) and then left. Ouch. OUCHIES.
Previously as we know, I answered the question “Does Officer Carter have a metal cock?” but today, I can exclusively reveal what this paternity test shows, that he also carries a spare spunk in syringes. That’s right. Extracted at great pain and stored for use, (likely with the help of Simon’s spunk barrels) this.is.how.Xyon.Davi.was.made… OMG right?
And, and… I bet you that flatty editor in her attempt to suck up to HPD used those ‘censored’ lines HERE to hide that metalwork OR, (and I might be reaching here, but not as much as Daiyu reaches in anything), it was also actually replaced by a bull’s scotum. Yep. It wasn’t just the arm!
Anyway, that was my news. (Trash as always – Ed) It’s not the biggest news, but then nor is Carter (womp), but seriously, let’s just take a moment to pay F for respects to Xyon to have to live with this womp womp. Or should that be ‘Pay F for a Father’ because the father sure as hell likely isn’t paying shit. Womp. Womp… WOMP.
Maybe I should organise a collection for young Xyon? Maybe citizens, you can be that caring, professional, good looking father figure that Xyon never had (and that this paternity test does nothing to change right!?!) Heh. Poor guy.
As always, Maja signing off!
You can read the rest of Maja’s ‘writing’ if you… really wish…:
HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE and if you really want to read about Simon’s spank bank, HERE or Daiyu’s ‘dead fun‘, HERE.
OOC: This particular Maja article is not in fact written by Maja. Oh dear. Someone’s trying to frame Maja.
