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Hathian Observer

September 18, 2026
Announcement/News/Weather

Hurricane Jolene: Landfall Expected Within 24 Hours: Finish Preparing Now

Emergency Weather Bulletin HURRICANE JOLENE Landfall expected within 24 hours. Rain is worsening, flash-flood warnings are in effect, water levels are rising and residents are being told to finish preparations now. StormJoleneOfficially named hurricane LandfallWithin 24 hoursExact time not yet given FloodingWarnings activeWater levels already…

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Price Is Subjective: Fitz Opens Hathian’s Hurricane Shop

By: Daiyu Tang There is a storm coming to Hathian, one I had intended to write about today, but which a brief interlude with Fitz and his wife got in the way of. But, let’s just start dear readers with the very basics… By now,…

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September 16, 2026

Somehow, Crackchella Was A Real Festival!

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September 10, 2026

The Art of a Bad Heist

By: Daiyu Tang Woe to me when the news relates to something…

September 4, 2026

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Get Ready With Me for (a) Fall

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By: Jizzabelle Lovejoy, CU Columnist and ΣΘΝ Sorority President Folks…

Crackchella 2026: Hathian Goes to the Beach

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By: Daiyu Tang Observer Preview // Batterie Beach Crackchella 2026:…

“No Questions Asked” Sigma House Gives Back

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By: Trin It was a hot summer day in downtown…

Hex & Scoops Opens With Magic, Music and a Questionable Sprinkle of Bliss.

August 4, 2026

By: Observer Staff Reporter ((Photos by Charlie and team!)) In…

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Barely News: A Lost Bet, a Taco and a Taco Truck

September 4, 2026
Community

By: Daiyu Tang Columtreal University // Campus Life The Hathian Observer There are days when journalism involves homicide, HPD corruption, gunfire and the careful reconstruction…

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Knifes Drawn at Taco Truck on Campus

September 4, 2026
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By Trin Paige. It was supposed to be a relaxing dinner eating tacos and enjoying tacos as usual. Dinnertime was approaching and I was heading…

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By: Daiyu Tang There is something that sits rather differently, perhaps almost unnervingly wholesome about Caisen Mizuki’s latest invitation to all of you Hathian citizens.…

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