By: Maja – Stanley’s Personal Lapdancer
((Maja adds OOCLY: ‘I do not normally include warnings for articles as everything written in these articles is approved by the ‘target’ beforehand and subject to further review by Daiyu OOCLY. All however agreed that it was also important to highlight that the theme explored below are not the views of the players OOCLY. We recognise that sensitive topics need, even in CD, to be treated appropriately and that there are different limits for different people. Trigger Warning: This article will be lightly discussing gay conversion therapy and indicating that ICLY that Mollie has questionable attitude to the GBTL+ community. This is not the view of the players involved.))
Hello again my dear readers! (that is assuming you ARE reading this and Daiyu hasn’t completely unfairly enforced her ban for reporting on the Dear Dr’s Semen Situation)
So, there has long been a deep misunderstanding of our friends in the LGBT community in modern times, but that clue word, ‘modern’, indicates that this has not always been the case!
In ancient Greece LGBT themes were often well tolerated and accepted. One of the pantheon of Gods was Hermaphroditus, son of Hermes and Aphrodite (from which we get the term Hermaphrodite, even if the Greeks just lazily stuck their names together). His story was that a water nymph named Salmacis fell so deeply in love with him that she prayed to the Gods that they never be separated and thus being as the Gods at that time were often dicks, they without consent of Hermaphroditus fused the two of them together. This literally intertwined them into one being creating (according to Greek Myth) both a word for someone of the combined sex, and the first intersex person.
Hermaphroditus while lending their name for us to use as a now admittedly outdated and rather rude term for someone who is intersex was not seen as a freak or something to be corrected, but instead as holy and sacred, someone to be accepted. At least this is how Ovid tells it, but there are like with all Greek stories, lots of other versions…
Bet you thought I didn’t know stuff? I Do! Anyway, that was not only a lovely little titbit of information for your curious brain but it leads into the subject of today’s article (take THAT people who say my articles are mindless gossip), which discusses the acceptance of members of the LGBT within Hathian and one woman’s quest to “fix” what ain’t broke.
I am of course, talking about supposed ‘friend of the gays’ Mollie Kuramoto, who this contributor has uncovered is secretly working against them. Yes that is the unfortunate truth here! It has come to my attention that the (recently lavish looking) woman is sending large cash donations to charity’s and camps that work with LGBT conversion therapy. Something that I am sure is rightly reviled amongst our readership! (Editor’s note: Maja tried to bribe me with leather fetish clothing attached to her article. Stanley got into the package first and was enthralled and forbade me from stuffing this article in the bin. He’s saving the clothes for you Maja… Come visit the office ok?)
For those of you familiar with Mollie this should well… honestly nothing that woman does should come as a shock, I mean after all who else do you know that would, charge a larger, more populous, more well armed, more experienced gang alongside a Junkie with a colostomy bag and a blonde bald man? Or who charged the police with a bouncy hopper (not the capital ‘H’ kind) and stink bombs seemingly under the impression she is Hathian’s own green goblin (The Green Moblin if you will). Mollie at best is a table with one leg shorter than the rest. Covered in Junkie Juices. Filled with Termites. In a drug den. In Brazil. Full stop.
Now, I’m not here to tell you what is inside someone’s heart, after all a man can build homeless shelters simply because he hates looking at the homeless on his walk to to work every morning but, this does paint a picture of a woman who really either does not understand the LGBT community or has an active hatred of them and their members (Although not CIllian’s – see below). Receipts for various gay conversion charities such as ‘PrayTheGayAway‘, ‘BeadsNotButtStuff‘, ‘Christian Unyielding Network for Truth & Salvation’ (C.U.N.T.S for short) and my personal favourite, “Putting the C in LGBT” which I believe is supposed to stand for Christ and not cock, but if the charity would like to reach out and correct us, then please feel free. The last of that list is also seemingly Mollies favourite as the woman has sent over two thousand dollars to them over the last few months.
Mollie is even known to have relationships with gay men (seemingly with the desire to ‘fix’ them). A local man, Cillian, was caught up in one of Mollies’ crusades against gay. Cillian who before this boasted platinum gay status (yes that’s a real thing), was through unknown means of either coercion, blackmail or the good ol’ reliable and problematic of, just keep asking until they say ye was tied into a date with Mollie for for a short stint this year… This beautiful union of Cillian and Mollie lasted… well she dated a gay man, how do you think it went? This is not the extent of Mollies attempts to influence gay men. Mollie seemingly will sacrifice anything in the name of this goal, has even been spotted cross dressing by the docks in a beard and wig, with one sailor I interviewed explaining that her goal is to “seduce gay men into sleeping with her so as to “fix” them”.
Remember as always, the truth lies masked in anonymity
This is Maja, signing off…
Editorial Note: The Hathian Observer while accepting of gossip as part of keeping Hathian entertained and potentially finding new stories wishes it to be noted that buying me fetish wear is not going to get your articles published AND that it is totally possibly for me to a lose a member of the freelance community and have no regrets. Hint. Also, while I suspect this is junk, I would like to go on record with the statement that not accepting people for innate physical, mental or personal choices is wrong. Tolerance and inclusivity in Hathian is a great strength as this final picture that I choose and sneaked in before Stanley stopped me shows.
You can read the rest of Maja’s ‘writings’: HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE and if you really want to read about Simon’s spank bank, HERE.
((Maja is a player. Posted with OOC consent))
