By: Daiyu Tang
On the 26th November a strange incident unfurled outside the Titty Twister, the notorious (in good and bad ways) strip club in Hathian.
After dancing at the club, the lady, who did not wish to be named in the Observer, saw three women on Hangman’s Bridge near the club. It appeared they were using some kind of vinyl record collection as a form of shooting game.
While this reporter is not familiar with ‘skeet shooting’, the idea appears to be to throw things into the distance and then shoot them out of the air.
Post incident, it was discovered that fragments of Ryder Millet’s albums were scattered across the street, including on the windscreen of the Observer Van that had been parked outside the TT where this reporter was interviewing a source. Other vehicles also appeared to have damage, but we’re not sure who owns them, but unless they really want to try and glue Millet’s latest ‘hits’ back together, it just looks a mess of scratches and damage!
During the ‘game’, it appears that either by accident or intention one of the women shot at the stripper causing her to suffer a leg wound whereby she crawled back inside the Titty Twister.
Hearing the unfolding incident this reporter dialled 911 while trying to provide basic first aid before escaping the area once the TT staff and other bystanders took over.
Prior to leaving, the stripper airdropped the following video to me so that I could inform readers of the identities of the miscreants.
I recognise one of them, the other two (left and middle) not so sure about, so feel free to send tips to the Observer so we can update the ‘skeet stripper shooters’. As for ‘Bethari ‘Boba Butt Indah, I really hope this was somehow an accident.
((NB. The video taken by the player shot shows display names. I’ve trimmed the best I can, but do not meta from the titles please – only use visual appearance!))
