By: Maja (Who is clearly broke and needed her freelancer fee – but you can only fix your body not your mind Maja -Ed).
Hello! Long time no see to all those Masked In Anonymity fans! It’s me… Maja! Daiyu’s favourite contributor! (Lies – Ed)
I am alive! For you see I spend time on my investigations, making sure every single one of them is well founded in fact and has a solid basis that I can prove through thorough wordplay throughout this thoroughly tough hitting truthful piece. Now, I am arisen again, like Jesus , but even better because this isn’t my second coming, and it’s even better than Carly Cox’s tenth coming, it is in fact my thirteenth and unluckily for the individual in this article, she now has to contend with me. I’m back bitches and back with a vengeance.
Revelations According to Maja
I am here with revelations in our sleepy little city, ones designed to pull the wool from your eyes and expose those nasty little people that fester within. Yes, all of them eventually.
Today’s article is part exposé and part public health warning. Like my previous pieces exposing HGH’s barrel, Corbin’s meth habits, and the sheer unfair abuse the most vulnerable in our society face like Alice, this is designed to make sure people stay safe and can avoid the dangers of our town.
Just like everyone knows you don’t mess with Bryce’s Rejects unless your family really has a desire to go coffin shopping (or you’re a female led gang – Ed), or you don’t date Rosannah unless you’re into cannibalism ,good luck to you Ash, today you will find out exactly why you should hopefully never encounter one Nova Creekmur of the FDH.
It is my sad and solemn duty to report that Miss Creekmur has been moonlighting as an escort while working at the FDH. For those you with the pleasure of not having met Miss Creekmur, let me paint a picture for you:
- She’s a slight and slender woman
- She has a bit of a resting bitch face
- Mid back length hair and legs that go all the way up
- Like all predators and weirdos at first glance she seems normal but then again no one suspected Ted Bundy or Charles Manson – they were merely showing just a thin veneer of civility, charm and good looks to draw in their victims
Appetite
For those of you who already know Miss Creekmur, you will likely of heard of her for her uncontrolled sexual voracity and appetite. There are extensive rumours of her partnership with Corbin LaSalle, FDH’s Trevor Pentewyn, Cole Hartman and these are just some of the many names I was able to confirm to any degree of reliability (better get yourselves tested folks by the way). (Trevor is gay, I doubt your facts Maja and as you know you’re liable to get sued if you’ve made them up! – Ed)
I also spent some time carefully observing her activities at both the FDH and on her far too regular trips into Bourbon Street, even sending some trusted friends to attempt to hire her. This investigation revealed she is currently testing positive for a variety of common STI’s and goes by the deeply unsexy name of “Labia Vomit” for her… distinct smell and aroma. Her prices are low and she seemingly has little to no care on how far she will take her depravity and no limits to her willingness to share these infections with others.
Now normally this wouldn’t be news especially in the day and age of OnlyFans! A woman does sex work big whoop! Nor do I want it to seem that I am judging her just trying to make that bread, (I’ve seen those FDH pay cheques… yikes) and this contributor is not one to ever spread unfounded or salacious rumours, as I make sure I keep to the Observers fantastically high standards of journalism (You don’t – that’s why you’re a freelancer operating under a pseudonym – Ed).
But the nature of Nova’s sex work and general legs kept in a ‘V shape’ (much of the time) forces my hand in this matter. Nova ‘The Hoeva’ Creekmur is what is known as a bug chaser! That is the sort of person that gets off on the spreading or obtaining of diseases, and it unfortunately does not stop AT her own personal life. I have uncovered that Miss Creekmur is using her position of power in the FDH to spread her diseases to unsuspecting victims of the ‘rare‘ violence that occurs in Hathian.
Forwarned
One victim of Miss Creekmur’s behaviour revealed to me that they while being treated for a wound they had suffered they watched Miss Creekmur slip her hand down her trousers, moan softly and then stick those same fingers inside their open wound in a flagrant and obvious disregard for ethics, personal autonomy and public health and safety! Can you imagine it!? (No – not even in Hathian – Ed).
There are other reports of Miss Creekmur using her access to patients to find ‘targets‘ for her bug chasing, with reports of her with one partner purposefully placing beer bottles up her hoo-ha before handing them to others to watch them drink from the tainted bottles!
Its my hope that this exposé will not harm the FDH’s untarnished reputation and that this article will help to root out just that little bit of extra darkness in our fair city, and that Miss Creekmur will do the correct thing and come forward with her crimes, if not for her own sake, then for the sake of public health, trust in our municipalities and understanding that not everyone shares her sick perversions.
This is Maja once again signing off reminding you all to keep your eyes open and your face masked in anonymity.
P.S. seriously why is it FDH and not HFD? This isn’t Latin America this is THE America dammit!
The Observer directs all feedback to this article to Maja, the contact details of whom can be provided to anyone wishing to ‘speak’ with her. We have also reminded Maja that were an all-clear on an STI test to be provided, that she, as the rumour spreader may be liable for libel. Through her act of publishing this she appears to have accepted that risk.
