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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Dear Grace: Broken Up


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 08 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, My long time partner and I recently broke up, and I've been surprised at how nosy everybody has been about it. While I appreciate people offering condolences or whatever, a lot of it feels like they're prying for more information. Until now I didn't even know how many people even knew...

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Slade Teaches Picture Perfect Class


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 05 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

On August 2nd, Professor Koda Slade held a 'Smart Phone Photography 101' class at Columtreal University. Eight students attended. Students were taught important techniques to take better photos with their smartphone cameras. The focus was how to use features of the phone's camera app, primarily the grid...

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Warrhol and Ramirez Announce Engagement


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 05 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Friends of committed partners, of over four months, announce the engagement of Sam Warrhol to Jesus Ramirez, son of Aleida Ramerez of Hathian, LA. Sam is a manager at 24 Hour Pawn. Jesus is a server at Gein Burger. Sam and Jesus met at Gein Burger and have been the source of very many happy moments together....

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Hathian Police Make Statement on Recent Arrests


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 03 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

On August 2nd, the Hathian Police Department conducted a major operation across the city proper. From Hathian Highway to Northshore, officers conducted numerous stops and arrests. A statement, written by Hathian Police Department's media liaison Jacqueline Williams, shares details of the event. The...

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Twisted Scissor Sisters at the Titty Twister


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by Joel Mill The Titty Twister has become a staple of Hathian over the years and for good reason. The tacky neon lights, dirty red stucco walls, and unpolished bar railings all give the strip joint an inviting space for all the undesirables of Hathian. It was another normal evening at the Titty...

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Reignz Declares Feud on Zero


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

A family feud begins with shots fired at the Clam Convenience store on Berthier Street. At 7:40 PM Angel Reignz and an accomplice entered the Clam. They fired two shots, hitting a patron and worker both in the legs. “Zeros gonna pay for Khloe. It’s open season on them and every affiliate,”...

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Vice City Black and White Party Ends with Bang


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Vice City’s Black and White Ball Night ended with an unexpected bang. At 2:00 PM, the club opened its doors to guests fitting the costumed theme. Patrons of the Black and White Ball came dressed for the occasion. Rather than ball gowns and tuxedos however, club couture was in high fashion. Black...

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HPD Vs Zombies!


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by junior reporter Lara Windsor II Chaos hit Hathian Highway on 2nd August as this intrepid teen reporter personally witnessed an ongoing battle between civilians and the Hathian Police Department. What turned into routine stops by the police department resulted in an outbreak of violence...

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Vice City Club Owner Shot During Police Standoff


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

A police stand off with suspects lead to a pedestrian caught in the crossfire. Vice City club owner, Khloe Reignz, was standing on the corner of Hathian Highway and Berthier St. watching Hathian Police arrest suspects across the road. The arrest took a deadly turn and shots were fired. A suspect's...

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Dear Grace: Harry Balsik


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, I don’t usually do this but I’ve been reading your column lately and I’ve come to trust your perspective. Up until recently I’ve been quite comfortable with my way of solitary living. There were friends and love interests in my formative years but that faded once I went away to college....

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