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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Slim’s Seeks Goodies Handlers


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 14 Oct 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Slim Goodies Diner NOW HIRING! Line Cooks & Waitstaff Minimum Wage + Tips!!! UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT Call Alexandra Markus 504-328-6333 ((Contact Alexandra Markus [alexandra.melune] for further details!))

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Sam Seeks Brother


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 13 Oct 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Looking for my brother Dale Warrhol. Last seen in Hathian and could still be in the area. Please call if you've seen him. Dale if you read this, I'm sorry for what I said and I'd take it back if I could. Please, just call me. We'll work it out ok? I miss you. Sam, 237-8300

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Vyper Baby Bounces on Board


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 12 Oct 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT for Celeste Vyper, born 5th of October 2020 to loving parents Sofia and Zahos Vyper, and siblings Drake, Vincenzo, Nic, Nathalie, Ian, Billy, Violet and Stephen, and proud uncle 'Zio Adrian', and of course, an adoring Nonna Fiammetta. Sofia notes that Celeste carries on a special name...

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Dear Grace: First Time Caller


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 05 Oct 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace Long time listener and first-time caller. What do you do when you have female friends you like but they are self-destructive? You are older and unlike most guys, I am not in a rush any more. I used to dive straight into relationships hot and heavy like the rest of the town. I see to many...

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Dear 12.00 Flasher


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 05 Oct 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, I don't particularly need relationship advice, as I have grown weary of finding potential mates due to my disability. It is often clear that potential mates that I am interested in see something always as a hurdle. Be it there is too large of an age gap for things to be acceptable in their...

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Assault Near Diner


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 17 Sep 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by Mark Coletti. Monday evening, a woman was attacked with a shovel near Slim's Diner in the early hours of the night. A man with a large shovel was in the middle of knocking the woman down to the ground when bystanders approached. The suspect rounded on the male witness but unfortunately...

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Hathian Horoscopes with Shelby: 2nd Virgo Edition


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 17 Sep 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Virgo: As we shift out of Virgo season, there's going to be lots of other shifts around you as well. Keep an eye on the things that you hold dear, as the shifts that are coming may prove to be violent and unpredictable. Be prepared to take some losses. Libra: Your birthday month is coming Libras,...

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Dear Grace: Torn Apart


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 10 Sep 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, I don't even know where to start. I guess I can start at; I am a lucky man, able to have any woman I want. However I have a friend who I really like. We been friends for years now and I know I have this crush on her, have had this feeling for a long time now. I keep thinking-no- hoping-...

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Lozen V. Chihenne Counseling Services


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 10 Sep 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Lozen V. Chihenne Counseling Services I'm here to listen to you. Safe space & safe space Chemical dependency, at risk youth, trauma, & other disorders HGH Hathian General Hospital

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One Night in the Red Light


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 02 Sep 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

On August 29th, the businesses of Bourbon St. held Night in the Red Light, an adult oriented event. The XXX, Rub n’ Tug, Titty Twister, Poison Apple, and Roue Fortunes set up booths and tables upon sidewalks. The main show however took place underground, in the belly of the newly remodeled strip club. Down...

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