- Can You Escape In Time?
August 16, 2018
- Can You Escape In Time?
Welcome to the Columtreal U Campus Crackdown newspaper – proud to be #1 in soaking up your bong spillage since 2005! Higher learning is all well and good, but these days, Columtreal University enrolls every student, faculty member in a different kind of curriculum: High excitement. Be sure...Read more →
Hathian - A second gruesome murder rocks the gang ridden city. The body of an unidentified woman was found in pieces on and around the grill area of the Gein Burger. Officer Kyban Ferraris was the first on the scene after receiving a call for a welfare check at the restaurant. The body, which had been...Read more →
Geoffrey Welders (GW), editor in chief of the Hathian Observer, managed to secure a one on one interview with the notorious BBP (BeBe Pink) of Hathian. Miss Pink is the most connected individual of Hathian, from connections of the city’s seedy underbelly to often controversial local police department. GW:...Read more →
HATHIAN - The body of a 18-year old woman was found in the alley next to Lou's Bar yesterday morning. The woman, identified as Audrey Noonan, was discovered by an off-duty officer and the police suspect foul play. Police reports reveal that the woman had died of stab wounds to the chest and abdomen,...Read more →
The Cerberus are returning to our fine city, to take their place back as the defenders of the citizens of this town. When I first came to Hathian, it was the lead Cerb, Vicious who I got to know, over him painting his sign on the cemetary wall, this gang is something I consider a part of Hathian's...Read more →
HATHIAN -- As of recently, the cities police and fire fighters have become the target of random attacks, which have sent two of them to the hospital in serious condition. These types of random, focused attacks are happening more often, it seems in the wake of a dieing gang war. These attacks, the most...Read more →
HATHIAN - As the Police Department begins to expand, man's best friend has joined the ranks of the force. The K9 units will become vital to HPD in the months to come as they begin to have more extensive operations. "Having the K9 units will save officers lives," said a rookie."They will allow us to pursue...Read more →
Aries:(3/21 – 4/19) Your amazing personal energy is crying out for exercise of some kind on Monday, so try to indulge it, just makes sure that there are no local law enforcement around if it is illegal. A long Sexual encounter should do the trick! You need to really listen to people this week, though...Read more →
Hathian Police Department News Release from Officer Fae Lindley Around 1620 police and fire received a call of an unknown child on the roof of the police station. The child was standing on the edge as if she was going to jump. Fire officials brought in a ladder truck to tray and coax the child down,...Read more →
Hathian- Thursday was supposed to be a day of happiness, when a local couple was supposed to be wed at the local church. The nuptials seemingly brought out everyone who thought that they were someone in town, including police and gang members alike. The couple, Tre Marjeta and known Reaver Jimmy...Read more →