News

Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

Read more →




One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Zeroing In on Amber’s Baby Daddy Drama


0 Comment
 09 Jan 2021   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's Baby Daddy. Now we advise everyone who engages in unprotected sex or sex with a prostitute to get checked...

Read more →


Boogie Nights


0 Comment
 31 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Rader Records presents Boogie Nights Come join us for a night of dancing and skating to the tunes of DJ Wicked Vicus! Food provided by Seasons. January 8th 5:00 - 7:00 PM ((For more information, contact Tala Coletti (talarigaud)!))

Read more →


A Night in the Container


0 Comment
 30 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Loud music, bright lights, party favors. Hosted by David Pink and the Hathian Theater. 01-01-21 2PM to whenever A NIGHT IN THE CONTAINER The Hathian Theater ((Contract Dᴀᴠɪᴅ Dᴇᴛʜʟʏ Pɪɴᴋ (dave.hunniton) for more information!))

Read more →


Winter WonderJAM


0 Comment
 29 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Wednesday December 30th Live @ 4 P.M. Rader Records Winter WonderJAM With performances by: Tala Coletti, Mia Hearse, and more! Plus for the last time in 2020 After the Fall Sponsored by Rader Records & Rize Productions

Read more →


One Rub n’ Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit


0 Comment
 26 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson cannot fully recall all the men she recently entertained. The list of potential...

Read more →


Box Packer Wanted


0 Comment
 26 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Cheap blond sissy looking for big, strong males capable of packing a tight box. Will take all applicants however looking for those who know what they are doing and are capable and willing of taking charge. Please contact Taya at 504-640-5487 if interested. ((Contact diabolus.darkfire for further...

Read more →


Newly Weds Seek Room for Rent


0 Comment
 25 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Newly wed couple who have recently moved into the area seek an affordable, furnished room to rent for short term - potentially long term basis. Clean, pet-free polite couple. Please contact Mr. & Mrs. Wright at 508-7444. (( Contact kinky.mynx & krazyates.resident for more information!))

Read more →


Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash


0 Comment
 21 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted with one volunteer prisoner. Stick in hand, the prisoner clears the concrete of used condoms,...

Read more →


Hathian Hotshot: Scum Like it Hot


0 Comment
 20 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Comic submitted by AP.

Read more →


Traditional Fires Light Hathian Christmas Feast


0 Comment
 20 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

On December 19th, residents come together in the spirit of holiday cheer for the Hathian Christmas Feast.  The corner of King St. and Hathian Hwy is the sight of dining and festivities. The Daily Grind, Gein Burger, Slim Goodies, Pie Hole, and LL Warehouses load picnic tables with food: hamburger...

Read more →