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Mayor Bobby Boxer's Cocaine Crash

Reject Explosion Rocks Crows' Chruch

Leads Needed On Kidnapping

Baby Swapped at HGH


  • Local Businessman Missing

    Local Businessman Missing

    Dustin Chestnut, manager of Hathian's Comiquities comic shop, went missing yesterday after declaring his intent to commit suicide. When contacted, his family said that he has not returned home, nor could...
  • Mayor Bobby Boxer's Cocaine Crash

    Mayor Bobby Boxer's Cocaine Crash

    Yesterday, The Observer was approached by an anonymous source claiming to have proof that the mayor of Hathian, Robert "Bobby" Boxer, is a crack head. This source, claiming to be the mayor's drug dealer,...
  • Reject Explosion Rocks Crows' Chruch

    Reject Explosion Rocks Crows' Chruch

    Hathian was rocked Friday night when an explosion sounded through the city shortly after six in the evening near the border of the neighbouring suburb, Vodou. The blast happened in the abandoned church...
  • Leads Needed On Kidnapping

    Leads Needed On Kidnapping

    Honey Constantine's shift at the Hathian General was horribly interrupted when two unidentified women kidnapped her newborn baby from the hospital's nursery on May 5th. Sometime during Constantine's...
  • Baby Swapped at HGH

    Baby Swapped at HGH

    Noah Constantine, newborn son of Dr. Ethan and Honey Constantine, has gone missing from the nursery in HGH as of two days ago. Left behind was a newer infant son, unknown relatives, which is currently...

News

Local Businessman Missing
 Posted on 18 May 2013

Dustin Chestnut, manager of Hathian's Comiquities comic shop, went missing yesterday after declaring his intent to commit...

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Mayor Bobby Boxer's Cocaine Crash
 17 May 2013

Reject Explosion Rocks Crows' Chruch
 10 May 2013


Leads Needed On Kidnapping
 08 May 2013

Baby Swapped at HGH
 07 May 2013



Crime

Leads Needed On Kidnapping
 Posted on 08 May 2013

Honey Constantine's shift at the Hathian General was horribly interrupted when two unidentified women kidnapped her newborn...

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Baby Swapped at HGH
 07 May 2013

Grind Barista Claims Officer Particpated in Robbery
 03 May 2013


Rise of The Teddy Bandit
 25 Apr 2013

Teenager Claims HPD Officer Assaulted Her
 19 Apr 2013



La Maison de’Byrdi Condominiums NOW AVAILABLE!


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 19 May 2013   Posted by Byrdi Resident

Beachfront living at its best! La Maison de'Byrdi currently has 8 brand new units available. These spacious condos are located in District 8, adjacent to the public beach and docks. They are just a short walk from the police station, hospital and the shopping district. Units include hardwood floors,...

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Local Businessman Missing


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 18 May 2013   Posted by Mensa Wexler

Dustin Chestnut, manager of Hathian's Comiquities comic shop, went missing yesterday after declaring his intent to commit suicide. When contacted, his family said that he has not returned home, nor could anyone reach him via his cellphone. Chestnut, a 34 year old father of four, is said have to been...

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Mayor Bobby Boxer’s Cocaine Crash


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 17 May 2013   Posted by Valena Dowe

Yesterday, The Observer was approached by an anonymous source claiming to have proof that the mayor of Hathian, Robert "Bobby" Boxer, is a crack head. This source, claiming to be the mayor's drug dealer, said he had video of the man smoking crack cocaine, and offered to sell the newspaper the video...

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Male Figure Drawing @ Columtreal University


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 16 May 2013   Posted by Valena Dowe

Come learn the basics of drawing human anatomy and form on Saturday the 18th at 3:00PM ((SLT)) with a male figure drawing class lead by James Matfield. Drawing utensils will be provided. Please be advised that this class will contain nudity. ((IM Valena Vacano or James Matfield for info.))

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HELP WANTED: Rub N Tug Massage Palour


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 14 May 2013   Posted by EFrost Resident

 Now Hiring The Rub N Tug is now seeking to interview qualified applicants for the positions of Massage Therapist and Clerk. Massage Therapist requirements: Previous therapy experience or willingness to complete training regiment Strong communication and excellent customer service skills Should...

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Wanted: Certified Nurse or Care-Giver


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 14 May 2013   Posted by 沉 Inara

Looking for a part time in-home nurse or care-giver. Patient is a young woman recovering from injuries and post-traumatic stress. Salary will be dependent on experience and references. Estimated work will be five to fifteen hours per week. Call 555-1234. ((Inara Indigo))

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Lou’s Wet T-Shirt Contest


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 13 May 2013   Posted by Audrina Tolsen

Lou's Bar will be hosting a wet t-shirt contest on Monday, May 20th at 6 o'clock pm (SLT) Rules: Participants must be 18 years or older No taking pictures/video footage of participants (this rule is to avoid any law suits...no waivers will be signed) No bras are to be worn under t-shirts Max...

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Summer Lectures for Men @ Columtreal University


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 12 May 2013   Posted by Machiman

For the next few weeks, Columtreal University Presents Summer Lectures for Men by Dr. T. Ugimachi. These lectures will be loaded with must know information for those of us who are faced with such daunting situations like how to use the stove, the toilet seat situation, and many more. All are welcome. Free...

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Reject Explosion Rocks Crows’ Chruch


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 10 May 2013   Posted by Valena Dowe

Hathian was rocked Friday night when an explosion sounded through the city shortly after six in the evening near the border of the neighbouring suburb, Vodou. The blast happened in the abandoned church off North Shore Drive, which is rumored to be the hideout of the Crows. Fire rescue instantly swarmed...

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Leads Needed On Kidnapping


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 08 May 2013   Posted by Valena Dowe

Honey Constantine's shift at the Hathian General was horribly interrupted when two unidentified women kidnapped her newborn baby from the hospital's nursery on May 5th. Sometime during Constantine's shift, two women dressed in purple scrubs and surgical masks entered the nursery and took newborn Noah,...

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