Hathian, 21st September 2024
The Observer is going live, reporting on the capture of HPD Inspector Krystal O’Neil by the Hathian Against Corruption Group.
It appears that someone or some persons have followed up the plea from HAC and brought Krystal to ‘trial’ in a HAC Court-Room. The Observer, via our editor, Daiyu Tang has been taken to this secret location, and reports after surrendering her phone and other electronics that she has been given a smart type-writer to write up the trial.
Our editor writes:
Hi all, this is a rather shocking turn of events. I want to let you know that I have editorial control of what I am writing presently and I am aware that a ‘citizen’s court’ has no real standing, but it is important that when given the chance to follow such a critical event, that the Observer is here as an impartial witness. I’m afraid other than a few limited images, you’ll mostly find text as this type writer is pretty basic… isn’t the internet of things wonderful.
STAY TUNED the judge has just opened his speech! We’ll bring it to you shortly!
((This breaking news story can also be followed on the Dark Web for a different perspective – see the CD Discord))
1pm SLT – Opening Remarks
The Judge in the case delivered his opening statement, addressing Krystal’s defence attorney, which appears to the eyes of this reporter to be a stuffed bear from a videogame series. I sense that our angry HPD writer will have something to say here.
After swearing in the court, including myself, he slammed his gavel to the desk and addressed the court.
Judge Jack: “ORDER! I SAID ORDER Welcome all and thank you for coming to The People Vs. Krystal O’Neil. Court today is to be led by me, Jack. Part time judge, full time sex-pot. Our prosecution is the wonderful Oksana, known for not wearing shirts with her suits and being an all out good person. Our defense lawyer,” (at this point there was some recording played of booing), “Is Mono. He likes long walks on the beach and 8 inch cock. Speaking of beaches, we are also joined by Mr Daiyu Tang. She is a writer for the Observer and is too small to plant her feet on the ground, on any chair! That’s right ladies and gentlemen, ANY chair”.
“Which leads us to the grand bitch herself, Krystal O’Neil. For 10 years this woman has been part of HPD, a terrorist organization known for killing women and not concluding /any/ cases. She is on trial today after the surmounting evidence that HPD is not fit to govern and quell any future actions that Krystal might have of killing – that’s right KILLING – our very own Mayor Boxer. Boxer was unable to attend today as he has swimming practice!”
The gavel was slammed again, it appeared Jack likes to slam things about a bit, so the Observer would suggest that Krystal needs to be very careful in her defence and do her best not to provoke the ‘judge’.
Judge Jack: “Your Jury, the good people of Hathian, will seek to determine whether the defendant is guilty or not guilty based only on facts and evidence provided in this court! So, may the prosecution introduce herself and get this started!”
1.10pm SLT – The Prosecution Begins
Oksana was now in the driving seat, this was very much a HAC led event and I think Hathian Citizens will have a view and a measure of whether this trial heralds a new approach, or a cyclical Ouroubos of bloodshed based on how it develops.
Before actually opening her case though Oksana adjusted the cameras in the courtroom to focus on Krystal so that, as the Observer understands it, the people’s jury (being those who follow on the Dark Web) can decide at the end of the case. It should be noted that the Hathian Dark Web is vicious so if you are a fan of Krystal, you may want to register an account now and try and find this to support her, otherwise ‘Bone Wagon’ and others will be bidding on her organs in no time!
Prosecutor Oksana: “Ladies and Gentleman of the court. I am your prosecutor today, Ms. Oksana Hawker, I promise to, with the good people’s help, ensure the /real/ terrorist of Hathian gets the sentence she deserves, which is to be scathed for the sins not only at her expense but also the expense of those she leads!”
Oksana: “What can be said about an organization if their leader is a terrorist? Ladies and gentlemen, that is how Al Qaida started!
It appeared that Oksana had a moment of mental debate with the bear (that was K’s defence…) as she exlaimed:
Oksana: “How about you get up here and do your opening statement then, you fluff filled prick, because I’m ready for the terrorist to take the stand when you are babe…err…your honour.”
Well, it appears that while the dress sense of the Prosecution is pretty sharp, there may be some… matters… that might need addressing later (and yes reader, I am aware that the defence is a bear!).
1:30pm SLT – Krystal Takes a Shot
For new readers, or those with a short memory it is the case that Krystal has led the HPD for over ten years. We recently covered this in the Observer. It must also be said that she has quite a brain on her and carries herself with decorum that some of the more uncouth in Hathian do not. It was therefore not surprising that she opened with a blistering salvo on the legitimacy (or otherwise) of the court.
Krystal: “Objection. Claim is incorrect! I have more than three thousand cases in my file, and there’s numerous convictions handed out, based on my investigations. I have not conspired to murder honourable Mayor Bobby Boxer! ALSO I am half naked, which offends my civil rights. I have right to be clothed. I am tied up, which implies guilt. Judge – That means you – Jack Hawker – You seem to be extremely biased. So, I demand that this judge is replaced. Also – I want another lawyer. A REAL ONE.”
She had a point on the lawyer…
Krystal: “Also Objection… The Hathian Police Department in law enforcement agency, not terrorist organization, unlike this your little fringe group!”
1.40PM SLT – Judge Jack – “I AM THE LAW”
It appeared that the prosecution had already given the judge a point to consider as I caught him writing down “Plausible” when Krystal was compared to Bin Laden and Al Qaida. I think most readers at the Observer might think that isn’t quite fair.
Judge Jack: “Well said, Oksana. Truly a poetic dismantling of tyranny and oppression. For the record of our active jury on OnlyCops, this trial is being run under the Empirical Order of HAC”.
When Krystal stood to try and speak this appeared to upset the judge who found a larger gavel and slammed it on the desk as well.
Jack: “ORDER! Please, Mr. O’Neil, this is HAC High Court, a place of respect. And please try to look dignified, this is a formal event after all. The objection on unfinished cases is overruled. Case and point that HAC have never been investigated and are hence innocent on all counts… Security! Get this woman a blanket, or a tea-towel at this point as she is almost as short as Lawyer Mono!”
I didn’t quite understand the point the judge was making, but with a plea to those on the livestream ((CD Discord)) it appeared Judge Jack was already appealing for support.
Jack: “For the sanctity of the court, Mono, please would you make your statement to aid in silencing this childish woman!”
It was at this point that the judge came and appeared to molest the bear with some kind of squeeze.
Mono (In a voice that sounded like a metallic version of Jack): “My client is a danger to society! My client is a danger to society!”
Jack: “See? Objection overruled! Now. Ms. O’Neil, might you be so kind and relocate to the dock, or will Mr. Sunglasses have to move you with force?”
1.45pm SLT – “HOW MANY DEAD BABIES…”
It was probably important to understand (both for those voting – who HOPEFULLY are not biased) and for those in court (in particular Krystal) to understand what exactly the crime was that she was being charged with. Oksana had those details and presented them firmly… Quite firm(ly), all the while with the man with killer hands stood by…
Oksana: “Yes. Your half-nudity is offending my civil rights as well, but here we are! SO… Tell the court then, Ms. O’Neil, how many rapes, dead foetuses, and babies conceived from rape have happened all under your reign? HAC isn’t responsible for any of that! I’d call a witness to testify against rapes, but she’s standing right in front of you!”
The courtroom fell silent… it was an Ace Attorney moment, but there was no objection raised, at least not straight away….
Oksana: “Seems your own lawyer thinks very little of you. How…sad.”
This was the Bear… which was playing recorded messages. There is something here Reader, about what has damaged, what has destroyed and what has made people the way they are. But this is not the time for that, although it is fair to say that HPD must take some blame for many woes…
It appeared Krystal wasn’t too happy with this comment and the ‘big man’ behind had to have a few words (and I do mean only words) with her.
2pm SLT – “I’ll Handle my Own Defence!”
Krystal: “Objection!”
There it was, like the lead character in the anime, Krystal was throwing in objections left, right and centre and hopefully this one might stand, the bear was pretty bad at this lawyering thing.
Krystal: “That is not real lawyer – It’s a sock puppet, controlled by Jack Hawker. I hereby handle my own defense – And remind still, that this is not real court session, this is abduction and show trial. I’m not responsible for any of those, nor I know nothing about such things. I would love to be dressed, but you know… You did tied me up. I also am unable to take a stand, because my ankles are tied, and your security …just told me not to move here. So anyway, bring me a blanket, gorilla. You heard your ‘judge’!”
How large a gavel could Jack get out now, and where from (that was a question)… it was pretty large and he seemed angry.
Jack: “In reference to the prosecutions statements on forced termination of a pregnancy and subsequent injuries inflicted from within HPD’s Torture Rooms, we would like the jury to know that this evidence, dated June 18 2024, shows photographic, video and medical records of Jane Doe’s trauma“
After introducing the explicit evidence, Jack directed the accused to be brought to the stand.
Jack: “Oh Mister Sunglasses! Relocate this delinquent at once. She is showing disorder in the court! This trial is not about your defence lawyer, but about you and your department’s crimes. Your levels of delirium are not helping the case, and seems as though the Jury agree! Not looking good for you. Now either you agree to abide by the law of the court, much like our good writer Ms. Tang here, and our wonderful Prosecution. Might you like to give a rebuttal to her statement? Or are you too scared of the truth?”
Oksana: “Yes. Please, do stand and defend HPD to the people whom you have allowed countless tortures. Especially without interrogation or evidence. Seems like HPD aren’t the smartest tools in the shed; only fueled by their misogynistic egos and cocks. Do they even listen to you, Ms. O’Neil? You are a woman after all. How do you live with yourself when those whose pay-cheques you sign like to bring harm to women to compensate for their tiny dicks?!”
2.30pm SLT – The Accused Takes to the Dock
With Kyrstal now in the dock and an ad break (apparently HAC need ad revenue?) scheduled, it was coming to what we understood was the end of the first live-session…
Krystal: “I haven’t participated in any kind of misconduct.” Krystal stared down the prosecution, it was an unspoken battle for a moment and I have to say I thought the whole situation could go to violence at that point, but she managed not to spit in Oksana’s face and continued… “You are moving goal posts here. I thought I was the accused here, instead of law enforcement agency I work in. Again, I have no idea on your evidence, how it’s obtained nor how you have fabricated it. My personal feelings regarding officers pay-cheques – admittedly I do think they are little too big, considering the PD’s funding, aren’t concern. Not guilty. That is all.”
After the short ‘dark web commercial break’, Jack spoke to the camera:
Jack: “Welcome back to The HACHC Hathian Against Corruption High Court OnlyCops Extravaganza! Where ‘That’s Sooo Fetch!’ is always on the table. It’s been a wild few minutes whilst on ad break… Mr. Sunglasses just got out a sneezing blanket to transport our temperamental Ms. O’Neil, and she is now on her way to the dock! And, yes, username JulieAndrewsEyebrows, I will be auctioning these gavels on the dark web later today!”
It is interesting how certain people throw around the dictatorship tag, but here was a carrot and stick approach that seemed rather diktat driven from the judge.
Jack: “You will earn your right to a coat when you prove to the court that you are a well behaved civilian under The Empire of HAC. Seems as the defense is a man – or bear – of few words. His silence speaks volumes, does it not Ms. O’Neil? I would like to take this opportunity to have one final round of questions before we conclude for this session. Ms. Oksana, or dream eyes, would you care to make your final point for the day?”
Oksana: “You are on trial. Just so happens you are responsible for the ‘law enforcement agency’ you work in which means… you’re being held accountable. Ah, paying for the sins of your employees and their dicks, how tragic. HPD shouldn’t even be called a law enforcement agency. What a joke,… No. I can’t tell you how many fucking times I’ve been naked in my cell in jail after being violated, raped, and tortured. She’s lucky she’s somewhat covered.”
“I would just like to close this day by saying that Ms. O’Neil has not been able to defend the actions and allegations of the organization she heads. Her main concern is a coat to cover up her body. Were we, the citizens of Hathian granted a jacket when we were pulled to and from room 4B? Were we granted any sort of kindness when a chill rolled through our bones amidst the hose drownings, the sexual abuse, the broken bones, and aborted foetuses? That’s all for today your honour. I’m ready for recess for the night.”
The woman sat down, managing to avoid a wardrobe malfunction and so with the first day concluded, and court wrapping up, you can read my thoughts below.
Jack: “My honourable subject, I have examined your plea for freedom overnight but under consultation with the cohort we have decided that under the law of The Empire of HAC, your freedom is not yet approved. You will spend the night in our hotel room, the re-purposed Past Your Prime, with a bed, free breakfast and plenty of books”
Oh and apparently, I get to stay as well. Fantastic… with the bear. I’m going to be checking for hidden cameras I can tell you.
Jack went to ask the Bear what the defence thought and again with the clearly false recording it said “This woman’s a fool! This woman’s a fool!”
The judge appeared to get an inflatable gavel out now and it is this reporter’s view that size… really shouldn’t matter in court, so I’m not entirely sure what this is trying to convey.
And as an inflatable, it doesn’t make much of a noise either! More like a sad squeak… Possibly like the dying squeak of actual law going on here…
Jack: “Truer words have never been spoken! And now… Order! Order in this court, if we can even call it a court at this point. Krystal, your constant objections have been noted, weighed, and swiftly dismissed. This is a place for truth, not your desperate interruptions. If you had a leg to stand on, I might have entertained it. But alas, you seem content to sputter and flail while Oksana presents the unshakable truth. Our diligent scribe, Daiyu, has documented every word, every lie, every fact, faster than the defendant can shout ‘Objection’. So here we stand, with Mr. Bear offering no defence beyond his tacit agreement to your crimes, and you clinging to a ship that’s sinking fast. This trial is far from over, but let this session be a lesson: the evidence will not be silenced, no matter how loudly you scream. Court adjourned! Rest well, Krystal. Tomorrow we continue, and I suggest you bring more than just objections”
3:15pm SLT – The Observer Concludes for the Day
What a day readers. My typewriter and laptop is now being taken away from me, although the judge did say where I am told I will have to stay (presumably so that I cannot be ‘got at’ by anyone…) has internet. We’ll see…
Tune in tomorrow for analysis of what we heard (as if more is needed) as well as the continuation of this for the next day of this ‘trial’… it’s turning into quite a big event, and here is to hoping that some reconciliation (rather than execution) is pending at the end of it. As some of you will know, the Observer supports non-violence, but also if we had to put one against the other… then I think we might say HAC has the wrong leader under their thumb…
– Daiyu Tang
