It’s Time for a Citizen’s Arrest

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The Observer is rapidly becoming a bashing ground between Hathian Against Corruption (‘HAC’) and the Hathian Police Department (‘HPD’). We received the following and subject to review have decided to carry it. Where appropriate we have taken the views of others into account in having this piece published. We do not support violence against citizens, or HPD officers. These matters HAC write about should be resolved in an independent court away from Hathian. This is the view of The Observers’ Editor and Board.

Hathian Against Corruption Writes:

Once again, it’s always a pleasant day when we see the establishments quakes under slight pressure from the community. In the most recent episode of the ‘Hathian PD losing their minds’ series, an untrained, emotion driven officer bullied their way into the Observer to publish an unstrung pile of ramblings labelling the ideological theory of HAC as ‘terrorists’. Despite the letter’s comedic prose (and its wild assumption that an editor expressing unbiased truths is akin to Nazism) it should be recognized that this text, in depth, signifies us (Hathian) teetering on the brink of a constitutional crisis, with rogue Officers only pushing us further over the edge, not to mention the Mayor doing his own stupid things.

The Observer is a frontier of our democracy, not a blog for teenagers to weep about things not going their way. So when we allow for unhinged emotion pieces calling out the community they serve as terrorists, we can see something terrible is manifesting underfoot. To start, whomever the writer was behind this disaster of prose, the community would like to remind who exactly the ‘terrorists’ are in this, (and to suggest picking up a book some time).

The Cases to Remember

Case 1: Jane Doe – We wanted to provide new testimony here, the following is an extract of a report we in HAC received.

“Officer Michael someone or other checked me into the HPD. He took me into an interrogation room and made me strip off my metal piercings and took quite a thorough look while doing so, the entire time purposefully going out of his way to use my arms as a means of moving me, squeezing to make it hurt worse. He then took me into a room far way from everyone (Isolation room 3 or 2 I believe) and had me handcuffed still. He forced me down onto my stomach on the cot and began to undress me despite me demanding a female officer. When he has me down to my panties and tank top, he makes lewd comments making me think he’s going to rape me but he gets up and begins to lead me back to the cells in front of everyone. He then throws me into a cell with a crazed man and encourages him to rape me, calling me his new toy and to just not put me back in the hospital. I cried out for help but none came and even a female officer brought down a sandwich for him to reward him for his assault and witnessed him having me pinned up against the cell with my injuries being excruciatingly tortured and merely walked away.”

“He then proceeded to brutally rape me, using my arms and back which were covered in wounds to hold me in place, reopening my wounds completely with his actions and causing new tears in my vaginal walls.

Another officer took a fire hose and sprayed the man and myself causing him to fall on top of me causing even further damage. The man fell away and threatened to rape me yet again only this time anally after he finished his soggy sandwich

Then yet another officer (a big guy) came in and began to taze him in the ass and two more officers, a guy and another female officer brought me finally into another cell away from him and allowed me to get dressed but no attention was given to my open and bleeding wounds.”

“The next day my girlfriend came to visit and not only was my visit held up as blackmail by officer Beef but he then proceeded to make claims that he might find a reason to bring her down to the cells to hurt as well causing me to give in and tell him in gruesome detail what was done to me. I then was allowed to visit her only to return and find officer Beef forcefully stripping down my cellmate and taking her back to the iso chamber. When she came back she was limping and had been obviously abused. He also saw my open wounds and the bloody bandages and said I could ask for medical but it would mean having to stay longer so I chose not too and spent the rest of my time in my cell weak and bleeding. No food or water for two days besides what I was sprayed with.”

Case 2: Video evidence – You may read the Observer for it – we showed you videos of the mistreatment of a woman in HPD cells.

Case 3: Photographic evidence – You may read the Observer for it – we showed you instruments of torture.

So, to our aforementioned ‘writer’, do you see now why you are the terrorists? Without evidence, nor proper documentation or interrogation beyond self serving sexual abuse, this is how you point a finger with integrity and purpose. And please, DO quit your day job. Look at your police records and see if any of those accused of being from HAC have yet been prosecuted, interrogated or properly charged. Your inability to do your job is not HAC’s problem.

Alas. In conclusion to this, it brings us back to the grand tyrannic wunderkind herself, Krystal O’Neil.

Because of flagrant lying, disorganization and continued abuse of citizens on the daily, we have no option but to call for a Citizens Arrest of Ms. O’Neil. If O’Neil has nothing to hide, she would give herself up for an investigation.

It is not HAC that requires questioning, despite countless opportunities. No, it’s the opposite. If she has nothing to hide we must question O’Neil at court.

To the Citizens of Hathian, we ask you to do your civic duty – find Ms. O’Neil and bring her to the Public Court. Call us at XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX With Love, HAC.

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