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By: The Hathian Harlots
Welcome to the Harlot Magazine – A dedicated Bourbon St. & Red Light District news outlet.
Bourbon St. – Our Vision
From the Pawn Shop to the Pier, this is the street we Harlots call home and more importantly, the stretch that runs form Hangman’s Pass to the beach, also known as the Red Light District. This part of town was once the busiest hub in Hathian Proper, where guests all types frequented The Titty Twister, spending money on Strippers, Hookers and Booze in plenty. The part of town where you went for sex, to have it or to look at it, or to simply enjoy the company of those having thrown down the shackles of conformity. This is where HPD came by several times a day on patrol, not to bust a ho, but to bust a nut before proceeding with their duties. This is where you went, when you had nothing else to do, or the first place you stopped by on busy weekend nights.
This is the place, some of us still call home.
Over the last five to ten years, the traffic and popularity of the Red Light District have decreased massively, and theres barely any ‘Happy Endings’ anymore, sexual or otherwise.
When we, the Hathian Harlots say we want to ‘Make Bourbon St. Great again” the above is our goal, bringing back the johns, the traffic and the money.
TOP 10 by Carly – The best dicks in my life
As most people know, I’m a bit of a whore, mostly for fun, but plenty of times for cash as well. I’ve been very active over the years, and this means I’be sampled a lot of the male population of Hathian, so here’s the ten best dicks in my life.
- Mu-Jin Yheng
I know, Mu was a conflicted young man, and had a hard time respecting the word ‘No’ from a woman. At the same time however, he was by far the most amazing lover Ive had in my life, and there was no doubt in my mind he was going to top this list. He was also never afraid to bring a friend over whenever he wanted to get laid, which was always a plus.
- Rhys Pentawyn
Likely no surprise there, my now ex-husband, was great in the sack, whenever he wasn’t off chasing imaginary werewolves at 3 in the morning with a gun in his hand. He knows how to take a woman that likes it rough, without any consideration to a girls preference. (Which is again what makes it rough). Probably the best analsex lover on this list.
- Tyler Williams
The guy that put the ‘Stud’ in Student at Columtreal University, fucking with the vigor of 3 guys combined, and always ready for a second round. He made being Dean at CU more pleasurable than it likely should have been, and we have likely christened all the classrooms at campus, as well as most of the lockerroms and the teachers lounge.
- Ricky Bobby
Another ex of mine, although that can hardly be felt as we are still going at it frequently even today. He has a great physique, and knows his way around the female body, likely from working in the xXx shop, an on any of the female customers that comes looking for meat substitutes sold there.
- Matthew Baker
My fellow Harlot founder, who always knows when I’m horny, which is basically all the time, and seems to share that very same affliction himself. He can always be counted on for a helping hands or two, no matter the situation.
- Davlos
We mostly did it at his house, apparently a bit shy or just not as exhibitionistic as me in nature. Great stamina and just a call away, he liekd my holes a lot, and he has a pretty nice cock.
- Jack Boyer
Bad to the bone, and most girls naughty dream guy, when riding that Harley of his. Great lover, but only making 7 on the list due to many broken promises.
- Bryce Canden
Talk about a titty kind of guy, all about those jugs of mine. Groping them, fucking them, he just loved his airbags. Can’t answer to any of the gay rumors about him, but since he is still a Reject, he only made number 8.
- Landon Fyre
I love being exploited while in cuffs as much as the next girl, but this guy is something. Don’t believe for a second the bs he spews about denouncing whores, as he sure loves to fuck them in the HPD cells. Still, he got a big fat dick to go along with that huge body of his.
- Lex
We never actually had sex, but damn I wanted to. He was my old mentor in the Rejects, just as he was once Pipers. A fucking legend, and the only thing i hate about the Harlots squabble with them, as that I am cut off from admiring the cardboat cutout of him at Rader Records.
Business Spotlight – The Titty Twister
As stated in the article about the vision for Bourbon Street, the Titty Twister seems to be a shadow of its former glory. It is however, and always will be the crown jewel of bourbon Street. Having survived several flooding, remodeling, and ips and downs in traffic over the years, it still stands proud as the only tity bar worth a damn in Hathian. While something can be said about some of the staff, it isn’t about a lack of trying.
A little more paint, and a little more pussy on stage, and the twister will be back to normal soon enough.
