Wanted: Tori Yamamoto

Hathian Police Department Seeks Public Assistance in Locating Suspect

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Dear Readers, an HPD statement for your consideration. Apologies, we recently lost our graphics editor and while our photos remain of high standard, I’m afraid we were let down by the person we hired for $10 to spruce up the image header. Oh well, it’s Tori, you know what she looks like and what she’s done before (along with others).

I have no comment on whether turning said terrorist over to HPD will result in any good outcomes. But hey, we live in hope in Hathian, don’t we? Otherwise why do we get up each day…

– Daiyu


HPD Statement

Contact: Sergeant Atsuko Nakayama

Date: April 12, 2024

HATHIAN – The Hathian Police Department is requesting the public’s assistance in locating Tori Yamamoto who is wanted in connection with an altercation which ended in the death of Miss McAuley (pictured below) that occurred on the night of April 5th, 2024.

Tori is associated with the criminal and terrorist faction, ‘Yuugen’, which is known for its violent activities.

Tori is considered armed and dangerous. If you see Tori or have any information regarding her whereabouts, please do not approach her.

Instead, contact the Hathian Police Department immediately at Sgt Nakayama 225.555.3214

The Hathian Police Department is committed to the safety and security of our community. We appreciate any information that can assist us in resolving this case swiftly and safely.

Description of Suspect:

  • Asian Female in her late 20s to early 30s. Last seen with short dark hair (also known to have coloured hair as per header and image right)

  • Tori and her crew are considered armed and very dangerous. Please do not approach, just give us a call and we will come and apprehend the suspect

  • Safety Reminder: The public is reminded to stay vigilant and report any suspicious activities. Your cooperation is crucial in maintaining the safety of our community.

  • About Hathian Police Department: The Hathian Police Department is dedicated to serving and protecting the citizens of Hathian. We strive to uphold the law with integrity and fairness, working in partnership with the community to enhance the quality of life for all residents.

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