By: CU Gossipgirl
Well Looters, those who attended the glamorous re-opening of the only fetish club in Black Bottom without a nudist swimming pool on Saturday 20th got more than they bargained for.
It was an upmarket evening at the beginning with flowing drinks and dancers, and everyone clad in their best underwear. The skanky strippers at the Titty Twister could learn a thing or two from Spankys.
Of course, no-one knew who anyone was due to the masquerade theme (Ssshhh… secret; most of us knew who everyone was) and the masks ranged from pretty, to pretty scary.
The evening took a turn however when two of the patrons broke out of the sensual and into a fight. This arose after a drink was spilled over one of their heads! It soon resulted in violence, with an uppercut and then a stabbing with a broken bottle in retaliation.
Of course NO-ONE knew who the fighters were (Pssssst… it was Cheer Captain Sarah-Michelle Buffy Gage and the one they call Crazy Alice… Both have since been given jail time to cool down.)
CUPD police Chief Alani Hunter broke up the fight but not without receiving an injury herself and the party broke up soon after. Chief Alani said
“While student safety is the number one priority for the Columtreal University Police Department, acts of violence from any party will not be tolerated. I hope all parties detained have learned a lesson from that evening”
Chief Alani
This is why we can’t have nice things, Looters.
Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful. And if you can’t be careful, carry protection!
