By CU Gossip Girl
A Sex Ed class. What could go wrong?
When you see that Observer gossip columnist and self-confessed slut expert Carly Cox is holding a class at Columtreal University called Higher Sex Education; The Slut Academy, you know it’s going to be interesting, controversial and get a good turn out. What no-one expected Looters, even me, was that it would go much further.
Harking back to the old CU days when Carol Helstein was Dean and exhibitionism was the norm in her classes, for the first time in awhile a real scandal has hit a CU class. And it wasn’t the Dean lubricating the new fresh carpets.
The class started with a speech about sex empowerment and owning their sexuality. A nice positive message for todays student body. Students were required to chant “C*ck is my god” as a sort of powerful statement. Like it was a business seminar Ms Cox was delivering with good sex the goal rather than great sales technique.
Then it went downhill according to a source.
A lot apparently…
Encouraging students to expose their breasts, Ms Cox shamed students who weren’t willing. Two left the class in disgust.
The rest then descended into weirdness and debauchery with even Ms Cox looking lost and confused at how her good intentioned class had gone so wrong so quickly.
One attendee at this bizarro world class declared herself to like being objectified, and then proceeded to objectify herself as a “lamp.” Several openly masturbated in front of each other. The bar owner, Misty-Sue who owns Murphy’s pub gave fellatio to a male student and then three participants including Misty-Sue, had full blown orgy sex on the classroom floor.
CU Gossip girl officially got hold of a screenshot, taken on one students phone. Images have been pixellated to protect the identities of the people involved.
This was Ms Cox first class at the University and whilst the administration confirmed she had not been immediately dismissed, there was now an open investigation into what happened in the classroom.
A spokesperson for the Deans office stated on Sunday;
Todays class by Ms Carly Cox did not meet Columtreal University’s high educational standards.
Students and lecturers are reminded that the school expects basic standards of decency in our classrooms and public areas as this sort of class is not tolerated at CU any longer.
A report has been sent to CUPD.
Will we see Ms Cox again, students and faculty and Looters? And is she a Carol Helstein mk 2, but younger and prettier? And what was Sarah-Michelle doing at the CUPD? Was she the tattle-tale goody two shoes ruining all the fun!
