by Carly Cox & The Hathian Harlots
Located under Hangman’s Pass, The Wiener Wagon is Bourbon Streets premier eatery offering everything the aroused and bold could possibly require in preparation to or post Titty Twister patronage. Offering the best chili dogs in town and some other specialty items, take a look at our menu:
The Wiener Wagon offers excellent facilities to consume the meals of a lifetime, with both inside and outside dining options, out of the baking sun and harsh weather conditions. We even offer free deliveries! (our number and website is found on the bottom of the menu).
The Wiener Wagon is also looking for dedicated staff wishing to not only make a few bucks, but also help us in our mission to make Bourbon Street the busiest street in Hathian once more. Aside from the regular cook and wait staff, we are looking for event organizers and security. This is aimed to be an eatery like no other, which is reflected through our employment opportunities.
While any business is run for profits, we aim to create a neutral and family friendly environment where anyone can come and hangout, and we won’t even kick you out for not ordering, as long as you contribute with your presence and positive mood. Anyone is welcome!
I’d like to give a shoutout to our local Sausage Consumption Specialists – The Hathian Harlots. Without you, none of this has been possible. With your services we are driving a change on Bourbon Street to benefit not only the yourselves, the union of hookers, but also each individual business housed on Bourbon Street.
Together we will make Hathian great again!
((Note that for ICLY purposes the nudity in the photos would be tastefully blurred. However because they’re awesome photos the Editor OOCLY hasn’t done this. Please also assume the menu is slipped in as a handout to the print edition and is offsite linked for the Web Article, because the editor is ICLY switched on enough to see those specialities and not want to get into trouble!))
