HPD STRIKE ENDS

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In an unprecedented move by the police officer’s union, leader Billy Bob Joe has emailed the Observer to announce an end to the labor strike that has severely disrupted normal life within Hathian City Limits, providing the following statement:

“I’m writing to inform you all today that an agreement has been reached between us and the Hathian Police Department. The police strike has now come to a close. All officers may return to full police duty and perform all functions. Thank you for all your full support during these times.

Billy Bob Joe
President
Louisiana Police Officer Benevolent Association

((The strike is now over. All officers are to resume patrol and other duties. Thank you for everyone who participated!))

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