Recent Kidnapee Kouta Ugajin Speaks

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Looks like some woman named, “Koutou” is missing. I hope they find her. Godspeed HPD! But I am found though. My name is Kouta Ugajin. I own the Berthier St. Bakery in town that got burned down on Sunday. I was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time. The kidnapping was nothing personal. So I am saying this right now, if anyone seeks revenge of some sort? Don’t do it on account of me. I want no part in it. My time with Voltiel is over and I am moving past it (but I seriously should get a gun).

Also, to set the record straight, the true saviors are Dannika Riley and Saffron Vampcakes. Had it not been for them, I’d probably still be chilling with the centipedes. And they aren’t that nice, seriously.

Scrolling through twitter, I want to thank all the people that asked for my safe return. It means so much to me, and for the lot rioting over donuts and cupcakes. I’m so sorry I let you down.

The bakery will be back. I will rebuild. It is my duty as the Lord of Cupcakes, duh.

I’m chilling at the HGH, which is pretty boring. If anyone brings the pizza, I will love you from here to Isengard.

Don’t ask me how I am though, because I will smile, nod and lie.

KOUTA UGAJIN HAS LEFT THE LIBRARY, KOUTA UGAJIN HAS BEEN FOUND. Get it? Because Donna Noble got saved.

-K

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