By: Daiyu Tang
News today readers that I might get into trouble for posting, but you know… a criminal is a criminal even if he passed the ‘entrance exam’ to be a journalist… Let it be said that I don’t hold stock with keeping people protected just because they’re somehow connected to you. HPD take note.
Of Burglaries & Break-ins
The suspended journalist Baba, who was due to be reinstated on the 16th April did not submit evidence in his defence that he had tried to solicit vulnerable women to go work for various adult businesses in Laveau, including to ‘Wicked Studios‘, where the owner, in her (successful) effort to enrich herself trafficked me to the Raincoat entity. This type of behaviour cannot stand and until Baba is able to provide evidence that he was not involved, then he continues to be suspended!
Stealing Eggs
Suspended journalist Baba pictured breaking into the diner near the bait shop in Laveau.
Staff at the diner reported that the losses amounted to little in dollar terms, but that there was damage to produce and a few stolen eggs.
The intruder left, via the medium of a broken egg, sticky shoe prints all over the floor.
Moments later according to security footage the man, identified as Baba returned and replaced the money that he had taken from the cash register. What caused this rather odd chain of events, including the apparent moral crisis that led to the return of money, (but not eggs), isn’t clear, but we understand that many people in Laveau are now on the look out for the man.
Stealing Laptops
Clearly not content with pilfering eggs and causing property damage, on the night of the 3rd May 2024, it appeared that using a key that he must have retained in his possession, Baba returned to the Hathian Observer.
Clearly better disguised (although the same shoes, pendent and some tattoos on his lower arms) he made off with a number of laptops used by your journalists to cover news in Hathian.
No morals seemed to compel him back to return them, so the Observer will be reporting this theft to the Hathian PD!
With muddy (and eggy) footprints on the floor of the office, he also left behind, apparently by accident a pornographic comic. Closer inspection, prior to leaving it for HPD, was that the mouths of the women in it had been scribbled over. Readers, as I perhaps indicated by my tone in this article, this man, Baba, is not normal and needs help. Having had him fetishize my feet and shoes during working hours, it’s clear that stealing eggs, laptops and being generally incompetent at crime is a cry for help.
Sometimes known to work at other businesses in Hathian, if you spot Baba, the Observer kindly asks that you report his location to the Hathian PD without causing trouble for those other poor places he works.
