Father Holiday-of-Your-Choice Gifts Hathian a Bitter Winter

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Another unseasonably cold winter seems to be on its way, as cool winds are heading for Hathian shores. Just as the town gears up for a strange flu season, light dusting is expected to hit Lower Louisiana within the next few days. “It’s coming! It’s headed straight for us!” says the Mayor in his weekly address, but Wentworth the Weatherman is a bit more optimistic. “I don’t expect our citizens to be much surprised by this here snow, cause by golly, it happens every year! Yet the hookers never learn to take a John inside… pity.”

Highs will be around 38F/2C and lows dipping into 33F/1C.

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