By: Lifestyle Reporter ((With apologies to the author – seems the WordPress ate the article while I was away over Christmas!))
The FCUK CHRISTMAS event was a huge community event brought to you by the Titty Twister and sponsored by the Hathian Union and Contractors. The dirty gritty street party hosts encouraged a more pagan, sexy, slutty and bloody costumed theme, with promise of thorn-crowning the coveted ‘Mr & Mrs. Hathian Heathen‘ for the best/worst dressed.
The promotors ‘called all heathens’ to attend the wild street party on the infamous Bourbon Street, to un-celebrate Christmas. The event was attended by all the well-known, little-known and nobody-known of Hathian.
The punk band, The Murder Hobos, performed live from 3pm to 4pm. The Hobos have a huge following and their fans attended to hear the band play murderous punk that literally caused ones brains to bleed out of their ears. Followed immediately by the immensely popular, and simply adorable mouse costumed, DJ Poppy.
Rader Records and the Vudu Spice Shop sent representatives that passed out ‘party favors’ that freed whatever minor inhibitions may have been left in the attendees. Drinking, drugging, dancing and debauchery ensued!
At the pinnacle of the party, ‘Mr & Mrs Hathian Heathen’ were pronounced by the perverse MC Chas Streeter. Chas offered the generous award for the winners as ‘bragging rights’ to be the only prize needed.
‘Mr Hathian Heather’
Leviathan, dressed in a white fur coat, black top hat paired with black garters was proclaimed ‘Mr Hathian Heathen’. Leviathan had a snowman style cock sock look earlier in the evening, that eventually led to him being nude with just the fur and garters, along with his ‘Joker meets the Abominable Snowman’ make up.
‘Mrs Hathian Heathen’
Keisha Andretti dressed to kill as a toxic smouldering demon possessed Christmas mushroom, was chosen as ‘Mrs Hathian Heathen’. Keisha’s outfit was complete with a swishing tail, horns, and liquid glowing poisonous eyes hiding under the sweetest sexy little skin tight mushroom onesie.
In the true spirit of the season it is noted that there were no police raids, stabbings or murders at this event. Though there may have been a small fire.
Congratulations to the Titty Twister and the Hathian Union & Contractors for a tremendous twisted event.
