By: CU Student Reporter
Welcome fellow students to the New Year!
As we all are slowly recovering from our hangovers and sip coffee after coffee to stay awake it’s time to note that CU adventures are once more slowly creeping back in as classes start and 2025 gets going. What secrets, adventures or gossip will we have or discover while we fight the hangovers (and coursework) of today and all of this year?!
What’s in Store
Thursday January 2nd @ 12PM – CU Cheer Practice & Tryouts
Come on over to our Football field and give it a try! Hey you never know what might happen, it could be lots of fun? If you miss this date, don’t worry, there are plenty more scheduled!
Friday January 3rd @ 10.30AM – The Science of Superheroes – Spot Lecture
See our earlier promo of this class! But don’t worry if you miss it, this is a series of lectures and there will be more chances!
Friday January 3rd @ 1pm – Government Class
Sounds serious right? Come and get a grip on how politics and government works together!
More Campus News – ‘Quick Bites’
- The Columtreal University is slowly buzzing more and more with New Students racing around to learn the Campus so they can get to classes and lectures. So if you see someone that needs some help, please do! A simple point of the finger or talking while showing them the fastest way to someplace could be a start of a Great Friendship!
- Columtreal University to Grow? Sources are saying the possibility of this could be in the works! Have you heard of anything? Let us know! It will be nice if this is true, to spread our wings and soar further into our learning experiences.
- Columtreal needs you! Professor’s are you looking to help mould the future of eager learners? Then come join us for good salaries and a chance to teach a young and impressionable generation!
- Need a few extra bucks in your wallet? There are business around the College that would love to have you as part of their staff also!
Grinder’s Cafe: A cozy corner shop near the football field to grab some food after practice! What awesome delights will you make for your fellow students and friends? Grab an application and find out!
The Woke: We All need that morning coffee or tea to start the day right? Grab an application and show your talent of brewing the best blends for all to enjoy!
Bleu Wag Bistro: A nice, warm, casual place to savour some down home Gumbo or Jambalaya and many other Delicious foods! Is your inner Chef wanting to amaze others with your talent? Grab an application and find out if you will become better then Gordan Ramsey!
Papa Pepperoni: You crave to stir the sauces and gravies of good Italian. Find the secret ingredients to make the Lasagne and the slices of Pizza become the talk of campus! Grab an application and savour the fine cuisine!
Witch Way Alley: A place for mystery and potions, candles and Eye of Newts. What sort of alchemy and mysteries will come if you work here? Will you learn how to turn lead into gold? Grab that candle and an application and find out!
Burger Pit Stop: Who doesn’t want some hot, juicy burger after a long day or evening right? Will yours have the line stretching down the street that everyone wants? Drop those fries and grab your application!
Murphy’s Bar: A comfortable, cozy place to relax after a class or lecture and have a nice cold drink. Will you be practicing flipping bottle, amazing customers with your skills of mixing drinks? Grab an application and show your skills!
Super Chopsticks: A friendly place to grab some General Tso’s or a fresh bowl of Subgum Wonton Soup! Come learn how to make your own from the chefs here to impress friends, family and maybe that someone special? Grab an application and create your culinary future!
Or perhaps you are looking to Fight Crime? The Campus would benefit from your sharp eyes and quick responses! Maybe you can make Columtreal University Safer! Join the CUPD!
Hope to see you all around Campus this year having fun and learning new things!
