By: Estival
Welcome to our new series covering your Horoscope. As we move into a stormy period, read on, because you might welcome guidance.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Guided by: Damballa Leo, you love the spotlight, but with Mercury retrograde and a hurricane looming, the universe has other plans. Damballa, the wise serpent spirit, advises you to keep a low profile this week—yes, even you. Focus on securing your den and staying safe. Consider this a lesson in humility and preparation. And if the power goes out, just imagine it’s a dramatic pause in the story of your life.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Guided by: Papa Ghede Virgo, you had everything perfectly planned out until Mercury retrograde and a hurricane came to ruin it. Papa Ghede, the spirit of death and renewal, is laughing with you (or at you) as you try to keep things together. This week, embrace the absurdity and focus on the essentials—like not losing your mind when things inevitably go wrong. After all, sometimes you just have to go with the flow, even if that flow is a torrential downpour.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Guided by: Erzuli Dantor Libra, balance is key for you, but Mercury retrograde and a hurricane are making that impossible. Erzuli Dantor, the fierce protector, advises you to prioritize safety and sanity this week. Forget about maintaining harmony in your social circles—just make sure everyone knows where the emergency supplies are. If anyone tries to start drama, Dantor permits you to shut it down with a well-timed eye roll and a reminder that, yes, there are bigger problems right now.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Guided by: Baron Samedi Scorpio, with Mercury retrograde bringing up old grudges and a hurricane ready to blow them out of proportion, Baron Samedi, the master of transformation, suggests you use this week to clean house—literally and metaphorically. This is the perfect time to let go of anything (or anyone) that no longer serves you. And if you find yourself in the dark, embrace it; Baron Samedi loves a good spooky atmosphere.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Guided by: Ayizan Sagittarius, your usual wanderlust is hitting a brick wall thanks to Mercury retrograde and a hurricane. Ayizan, the spirit of wisdom, suggests you hunker down and embrace the idea of staying put—just this once. Use this week to plan your next adventure (because we all know you’re already over this one) and maybe learn something new while you’re stuck indoors. Just remember, patience is a virtue… that you’ll have to fake until the storm passes.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Guided by: Simbi Capricorn, you’re all about stability, but with Mercury retrograde and a hurricane shaking things up, Simbi, the spirit of knowledge, advises you to be flexible this week. Use this time to reevaluate your plans—because they’re probably going to need some adjustments anyway. And if everything goes dark, just think of it as an opportunity to brainstorm in peace. After all, the best ideas often come when you least expect them (and when the power’s out).
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Guided by: Maman Brigitte Aquarius, Mercury retrograde and a hurricane are turning your world upside down, but Maman Brigitte, the no-nonsense guardian of the dead, suggests you embrace the chaos. This week, focus on staying connected with your people, even if the elements (and technology) are against you. And if you need to retreat into your own world for a bit, do it—but don’t forget to check on the rest of us down here dealing with the storm.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Guided by: Agwe Pisces, you’re already prone to drifting, and now with Mercury retrograde and a hurricane coming, Agwe, the spirit of the sea, advises you to anchor yourself—before you float away completely. This week, stay grounded (or at least try to) and make sure your escape routes are clear, both physically and emotionally. If the storm gets too overwhelming, retreat into your dreams—but remember to resurface when it’s safe to come out.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Guided by: Ogoun Aries, Mercury retrograde is already testing your patience, and now there’s a hurricane? Ogoun, the warrior spirit, suggests you channel your inner storm chaser—but maybe not literally. Instead, use your energy to secure everything that matters (both literally and metaphorically). This week, it’s all about damage control. Think of it as a battle you can prepare for—unlike whatever Mercury has in store.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Guided by: Erzuli Freda Taurus, you’re not one for sudden changes, so naturally, a hurricane during Mercury retrograde is your idea of a nightmare. Erzuli Freda, the spirit of love and beauty, says it’s time to batten down the hatches and maybe enjoy some indoor luxury. Use this week to pamper yourself—because if you’re going to be stuck inside, you might as well make it cozy. Just don’t go overboard on online shopping; the mail might be delayed for a while.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Guided by: Legba Gemini, communication is already a mess with Mercury retrograde, and now you’ve got a hurricane disrupting your Wi-Fi? Legba, the spirit of crossroads, suggests you embrace the chaos—because what else can you do? This week, focus on backup plans, and maybe even consider an old-fashioned phone call (gasp). If all else fails, start writing letters; at least you’ll have a record of how ridiculous things got.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Guided by: La Sirène Cancer, with Mercury retrograde making you extra sensitive and a hurricane literally raining on your parade, La Sirène, the ocean spirit, advises you to embrace the storm—emotions and all. This week, it’s okay to let your feelings flow, even if it feels like the levees are about to break. Take some time to reflect, and maybe light some candles for ambiance (and potential power outages). Just don’t forget to stock up on the essentials—emotional and otherwise.
