By: Estival Welcome to Hathian, where the bayou isn’t the only murky thing. With Mercury in retrograde ending on the 27th, this week is set to be wilder than an alligator wrestling match during a hurricane. Aries (March 21 – April 19): Your fiery nature often gets you into trouble, but this week, even you should think twice before charging headfirst. The town’s buzzing and the police are out in force. Instead of picking fights, channel that energy into something constructive. Taurus (April 20 – May 20): It is a good thing to crave stability, but Hathian’s got other plans. The hurricane left more than just physical damage. Stay grounded, and don’t let the chaos knock you off balance. A quiet night in might be your best bet—just don’t let your guard down completely. Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Gemini, your dual nature is both a blessing and a curse in Hathian. On the one hand, you can adapt to anything; on the other, you’re easily distracted by shiny objects—like that alligator wrestler putting on a show. This week, use your adaptability to stay one step ahead of trouble. And maybe skip the wrestling match. Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Your protective instincts are in overdrive this week, especially with some of the residents of the town acting up again. You want to help everyone, but remember, not every battle is yours to fight. Focus on your own home and loved ones. The storm’s aftermath is still fresh, and there’s plenty you can do to keep your corner of Hathian safe. Leo (July 23 – August 22): Leo, you love being the centre of attention, but this week, it might be more trouble than it’s worth. Lying low might be a smart move. If you absolutely must shine, do it in a way that doesn’t draw too much heat—like organizing a community clean-up. You’ll look good and stay out of trouble. Virgo (August 23 – September 22): The need for order is going to be seriously challenged in Hathian this week. The hurricane’s chaos is still settling, and the town’s not exactly known for its organization even on a good day. Instead of fighting the mess, embrace it. There’s beauty in chaos if you look hard enough—just avoid the temptation to fix everything all at once. Libra (September 23-October 22): Hathian is anything but balanced right now. Seek out the quieter corners of town, where you can find a moment’s peace. And remember, not every conflict requires your mediation—sometimes it’s best to walk away. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You thrive in the dark and mysterious, but even you have your limits. The town’s tension is palpable. Use your intuition to navigate the murky waters—there’s more going on beneath the surface than anyone realizes. Stay sharp, and you might just come out on top. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Your usual carefree attitude could land you in hot water. Keep your sense of humor, but maybe hold off on any new adventures until the dust settles. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): The town’s a mess, and someone needs to take charge. Use your natural leadership skills to bring some order to the chaos—whether it’s organizing a relief effort or just keeping your affairs in order. Just watch your back; not everyone appreciates a Capricorn taking control. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): This week, your ideas might just be what the town needs. Share your vision, but be prepared for resistance—there are plenty of folks who don’t like change, especially when it’s coming from someone as unpredictable as you. Pisces (February 19 – March 20): With so much pain and chaos going around, it’s easy to get overwhelmed. Remember to take care of yourself first; you can’t help anyone if you’re drowning in your own emotions. Find your safe space, and retreat there when things get too intense. The storm will pass eventually. |
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