Press Release From Laveau Sheriffs’ Department

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Instructed by: Victoria “The Yuugen Tamer” Velez (Oh God she moved to Laveau – Ed)

Tori Yamato – You’re the biggest pussy this world have ever seen!

Any who have followed the life of Tori Yamato over the last year, knows she likes to talk big, act big, but when the consequences come, she and her band of misfits, fold at the first sign of pushback. Such pushback made her fragile alliance between the Yuugen, Reject and the King Street Bones, unravel with relatively gentle action from HPD spearheaded by myself, Victoria “The Yuugen Tamer” Velez. We didn’t stop there – we also shattered the Yuugen gang in a such a manner that the entire organization fractured and bled members.

According to the article “Second Bombing Leaves 2 More Dead In Laveau” in The Observer January 14th, we are now led to believe she, the Yuugen and the Rejects are back, and they are making waves and boasts on Twitter, pulling several headlines in The Observer with their terrorist actions.

Some might label this guerrilla warfare or political warfare… me? I call it being a bunch of fucking pussies, once again trying to get famous on the cowardice of terrorist actions. How tough is it to plant a bomb, run away, hide and then release statements on Twitter taking responsibility? Could you really get any more pathetic?

What’s even more cowardly, instead of doing it in Hathian where they already got beaten into submission, they have this time targeted a town with a fraction of the law enforcement that Hathian has, as if that will somehow make them more successful in their actions.

NO! We will once again put our foot down, and show them that no-one escapes the long arm of the law, especially not these scared little league terrorists.

Like the last time, law enforcement will fight fire with fire, we will target anyone associating themselves with The Yuugen & The Rejects. Whether your name is Tori, Bryce, Piper or whatever, you ain’t gonna be safe. We know where you live, we know where you operate and we know where you hide, its just a matter of time before we repeat the history, and pull your sorry asses to justice, in front of the entire Parish so people will be reminded how incompetent your little band of renegades really are.

Signed, Deputy Victoria Velez

(I give her about a week to live – Ed)

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