By CU Gossipgirl
Time to spill more tea. Gather close. Lets have a nice chat.
You may have seen posters and signs over campus, and in town. A war is being waged on the carnivores of Columtreal and Hathian by a person or persons unknown.
Our choice to eat meat is making us a target for a vigilante, targeting establishments and individuals for their eating habits!
Is this woke warrior a new superhero at CU, or are they a terrorist shutting down the tastebuds of the parish?
Dining establishments around the districts have found their freezers raided, left only with an asparagus pizza or a lettuce sandwich to serve to their guests? The HPD are on the case but yet to capture this vegetarian villain.
Is it woke-ism gone too far, or does he, she or they have a point?
And who are they anyway? This was obtained from the cameras at GET WOKE on the CU campus.
Let me make an observant guess.
I have little birds everywhere and even when you think no-ones around, I’m there.
An interview took place in the Observer offices on campus that yours truly overheard.
A certain activist and nurse, passionate about her beliefs was hoping to shut down a new venture, in the pink van you used to see sometimes zooming around campus and delivering fresh meat to hungry, eager mouths like a mobile sausage-fest.
Days later the van was painted green and delivering nothing but salad.
Is the vegan vigilante one of those most popular personas at the university? Have they even terrorised citizens into changing their ways?
I guess we’ll find out.
I, C U.
XOXO
CU Gossipgirl
