HPD release images of cloaked cup-cake chucker caught on cctv

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The Hathian Police Department is requesting the public’s assistance in solving a recent act of wanton vandalism at the Pawn Shown on the corner of Hathian Highway and Bourbon Street sometime on Tuesday/Wednesday. The culprit chose to vandalize the store by throwing cup cakes, of all things, at the store predominantly targeting the front door and entrance area; in addition to the the ground around the entrance was littered with used chewing gum to making it difficult to enter the store without stepping in something. Officers from Hathian Police Department are looking for the culprit and hopefully there will be charged for wasting the bakers time and more importantly perfectly edible cupcakes. Unbeknown to the cloaked cup-cake chucker, they were caught on security cameras outside the store and these images have been made available by HPD for the Observer to publish in the hope it will assist the Police in their investigation and someone will be able to identify the culprit. They are described as female, in the age range of late teens to early twenties with dark hair and at the time of the incident was wearing a pink unicorn Onesies.

If you can identify the culprit or have any information about this incident then please contact Officer Vale at the Hathian Police Department.

Images captured from CCTV camera
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