Personal: Need a Companion to Cure “Loneliness”?

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Are you the type of guy who spends their night alone on the couch, wishing you had someone there? And by guy, I mean singular, or up to four of your friends who are longing for a woman’s touch? Do I have just the thing for you.

My name is Alexandra Markus, and I specialize in curing “Loneliness” as you may call it. Contact me at 1-800-hochick ((IM Alexandra Melune)) to find out my availability, and rates. No job is too dirty for handle.

And boys/girls, I’m animal friendly *winks*

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