By: “Pope” the hacktivist (Are we all taking titles now – Ed?)
We all know the classic scene from the sci-fi movie “Vanilla Sky” where the main character played by Tom Cruise tries to convince the imaginary psychologist played by Kurt Russel, that he is in fact not guilty of murder, with the iconic line of an agitated scream of madness “There is NO murderrrrr”. The audience is then left wondering which of the two characters are right, and if a murder has taken place at all.
A similar plot has been unfolding in the sleepy town of Laveau, implicating a Laveau Sheriff Department Deputy in a perverted sexual game ending in an equal perverted murder.
Let’s however start at the beginning first.
I go by the name of “Pope”, and I’m a digital criminal, and in some cases even a hacktivist. What I am today, is up for the reader to decide. Like NSA and the tech industry of Silicon Valley, I collect your data without you ever realizing it, then spin it for profits. Today I am writing about it, so you know.
In short, I make money off of all the shit you upload to SoMe, or keep on your devices, and then blackmail you with the same information. I even alter reality through digital manipulation to expose you as what your adversaries pay me to. (Finally, the Observer can be said to have covered ‘Fake news’ for once – Ed)
Today however, I use my gifts to expose the misdeeds of a certain Laveau law enforcement officer by the name of ‘Charlotte sh’Zual’ or Charlie as she is commonly referred to as.
Recently I met a woman by the name of ‘Linda’ who told me that she had recently played dead as part of a snuff LIVE stream, and that she was making good money off of these types of scenes. the snuff stream implicated the Wicked Porn Studio in Laveau, as it hosted this horrible but fake perverted content for paying clients. It is not uncommon for denizens of Laveau to engage in these types of activities, but who could have known the snuff would later turn real.
Earlier this week I sent out a phishing message to people across Laveau, Hathian and Columtrealareas, with the clickbait title of “Mayor Bobby “Bitch” spotted crossdressing at BDSM Club” which resulted in me having access to several phones. Charlie’s proclivities towards sadism prompted her to click the link as well, and unknowingly giving me access to all her naughty data.
I downloaded key information pertaining to her financial situation, her dirty pictures as well as activating her smartphones microphone remotely, and low and behold, she was in the process of murdering dear ‘Linda’ while I listened in. I don’t know if I have grown a thick skin because my daddy beat me with his belt as a child, but instead of feeling absolutely repulsed, I started listening and recording the happenings. At the time, I didn’t have access to the visual footage, but the corresponding live snuff feed has since then been uncovered.
It’s the knife, not her rack that’s of importance here guys, jeez… This is a picture of Charlie wielding the supposed murder weapon. Not supposed as in a supposed weapon, but because there still exist some doubts if the murder was real or not, or another fake snuff stream like the rest. No body has been uncovered, no witnesses has stepped forward, and Charlie has yet to be questioned by her peers. Given the level of corruption within the ranks of LSD, it is doubtful if she will ever be questioned about the disappearance of ‘Linda’.
Here’s a brief transcript of the supposed killer’s monologue while murdering the victim, as it turns out murder victims aren’t so inclined to talk themselves while in the act of being murdered. (she does grunt in pain a lot though).
“Well we can still do that but we need it to be authentic or your viewer numbers will be low”
“You’ll be famous..”
“Death comes ..Don’t fight it..”
“Let it free you of the torments of this mortal world and finally free of it.“
“One final cum for me, Linda. Ya have enough strength.“
The sound clip transcribed above from the snuff live feed is identical to the recording I obtained through the hacked smartphone, and that’s how I have uncovered the killer’s identity.
However, the body has yet to be found, and the murder has yet to be reported. Some of the stream took place in the swamp, so I can hazard a guess as to where the body might be, if not already consumed by gators. If you wish to wade around the swamps looking for ‘Linda’ – be my guest. Since I have access to Charlie’s financial data, I will however transfer $5000 from her bank account to whomever finds ‘Linda’ and reports the crime. Until then, “There is NO Murderrrrr“
Of course, no good deed comes without a hidden agenda, so if you are in need of a hacker or a deepfake specialist, I can be found hanging around the dark web often. My rates are as high as the quality of my work, and you wont be disappointed.
Editor’s note: I wish that Stanley would talk to me (I know he hardly reads this so I can say this) before accepting ‘Hackers’ as ‘Journalists’. While this may well be news, I would HOPE that my boss reported it to the LSD or HPD as appropriate, but I probably guess not. Therefore, dear reader, if you happen to know what our Pope is writing about (while on the payroll I nominally am meant to have some control over, but clearly don’t as when boobs are shown to Stanley….) please do, do something. Thanks and if no one else will, I will at least approach the LSD about this – Daiyu.
