This Saturday The Fire Department of Hathian (FDH) invites all citizens of Hathian and surrounding areas to attend as their guests at the Hathian Museum & Galleries where a charity auction is to be held.
The lots?
Firefighters!
Yes that’s right from the Chief downwards your bid could land you with a date with some of Hathian’s bravest men and women.
For the event, you can order Taxi’s to: HERE and it goes without saying that despite our editor’s best attempts at inuendo, this is a charity event, not some kind of adult entertainment service!
Your Lots
Each lot is listed below, along with a few key details put forward by the organisers and any comment by the Observer’s editor who apparently has seen a few of them in even less clothes for other modelling contests!
‘I’ve Got the Experienced Hands’
Lieutenant Spurs Seattle, 48 years old. Willing to be auctioned to the ladies of this town.
“Tasty Dad Bod” – Ed
‘I Know How To Swing It’
Lieutenant Jari Seo-jun, 24 years old, born under the sign of Taurus. Open to a winning bid from the handsome men and the beautiful women of Hathian.
“What a large tool…” – Ed
‘You’re on my List of Things to do Tonight’
Probie Yaden Toran, Mixed British & Caribbean heritage, 28 years old. Willing to make one of Hathian’s lovely ladies have a date to remember.
“Try and outbid me…” – Ed
‘Want to Save Water by Showering Together?’
Chief Dale Warrhol, 29-years-old. Hero of many fires, leader of the team and will date men and women all for this good cause.
