It was around 10am on a typical Wednesday morning. The weather was nice and I went for a stroll. It was then that an unknown female in a pissed off Tweetie mask strolled towards the Clam, moments later she was approached by a strange woman in what looked to be an Opossum mask. Shortly after entering the Clam, the pair were joined by a third assailant, toting a plank with what appeared to be a face drawn on it.
For several minutes, I witnessed only movements and voices within, but then I heard the girlish scream of the clerk as he was struck down like he were nothing, falling to the ground like a sack of potatoes.
I tell you folks, never have I witnessed such senseless cruelty at the hands of a beloved cartoon character. They then proceeded to appear to rob the store of it’s cash and register.
Now as some of you may have heard, there was an incident at the Clam the next day. People seeming to be out of their minds. My question for you, the reader, could all this have been avoided? Were they really there to rob the place or is something more nefarious at work?
It is my suspicion folks, that had the police done their job weeks ago, we might have been able to stop this! I, myself, witnessed a crazy woman inject someone and within minutes the victim lost her mind. I managed to restrain her, but when the cops arrived they were more concerned with suppressing the freedom of the press then finding out what happened. Now what I say is that that round was a test, preparing for the real incident at the Clam.
I implore you to be outraged! First we hear of rapes in our legal system and now this! We deserve better! Will we ever be safe from the real threat?
By: Carrie Day
