By CU Gossipgirl
Hello Looters. It’s tea-time again.
If you attended the recent Batterie Beach spring break party you may have enjoyed the jello shots, fruity cocktails and the bare muscled chests of the men and barely there bikinis of the women.
There were also narcotics by the boatload. Several people were spotted dealing in the crowd even with so many off-duty police in attendance. The atmosphere was high and so were the people.
But it wasn’t only the sun that was hot.
Tempers flared and several fights broke out in the crowd.
What no-one expected was the Columtreal University (CU) Cheer Captain Sarah-Michelle Buffy Gage to launch herself at a woman, who is a newcomer on campus called Joya Stardust, and start fighting with her in the sands like something out of Spartacus.
If you were looking closely, you might even have seen Buffy press a silver cross against Joya’s forehead, like she was attempting to expel some inner demon and was heard to whisper “werewolf” just before she leapt into the brawl.
At least it was unexpected to anyone but me.
You see Looters, there’s more to our current campus Queen Bee than meets the eye.
I know she’s the daughter of Buffy-Ella Millet, who at the age of 16 was sent to juvenile detention for two years for murdering former Fire Department of Hathian captain Jessi Noel with a wooden stake, and the grandaughter of Hathian criminal Ellis Millet.
That same stake was used to murder dozens of people by the “Hathian Slayer”, Rebecca Anne “Buffy” Summers, who believed in Vampires and Demons and slaughtered both innocent and guilty alike many years ago, sometimes working with Ellis Millet, to hunt down prey and killing them in cold blood. The pair have featured in these pages many times in the very distant past, and Rebecca’s nickname is the reason Ellis daughter and grandaughter were named Buffy.
The stake was passed down through Ellis family, though it’s not known where it currently is.
It seems the apple may not fall far from the tree after all, though this is the first indication we’ve seen of Sarah-Michelle having inherited her family trait of belief so deep in the supernatural that it affects rational judgement, though a picture of her discovered on her Instagram page shows her involved in what she terms as an “extra curricular activity.” In a graveyard. At night.
What were you doing there Sarah-Michelle?
There is however, Looters another theory.
It’s also known that the victim of the attack at the beach party, Joya recently moved in with Knox McGregor, the bar owner on campus.
Buffy had also been spotted on several dates with Knox.
So this could be just a spat between two jealous girlfriends. Or has the Hathian Slayer legacy been passed on to another generation?
XOXO CU Gossipgirl
