HPD Vs Zombies!

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Submitted by junior reporter Lara Windsor II

Chaos hit Hathian Highway on 2nd August as this intrepid teen reporter personally witnessed an ongoing battle between civilians and the Hathian Police Department.

What turned into routine stops by the police department resulted in an outbreak of violence like in popular TV shows and movies this reporter is should not see! One particular street fight turned gruesome as an officer, that can only be identified as badge number —42, was bitten on the cheek by Berthier Street Bakery owner Asia Banu.

It’s yet to be determined what caused Asia to sink her teeth into the officer, but with such a history of voodoo in Louisiana, is it possible we may now have a zombie outbreak?

Officer —42 you may wish to get tested!

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