A peculiar sight at the Hathian Police Department late Thursday evening, as a delivery driver from Tito’s Plumbing & Supplies dropped off twenty-three miniature-sized porcelain toilets. It is unkown whether they were ordered to replace faulty bowls down in the cells or to help with the overactive bladder of a few of it’s most decorated officers, but citizens are discouraged from using the facilities until they can be properly installed.
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