A peculiar sight at the Hathian Police Department late Thursday evening, as a delivery driver from Tito’s Plumbing & Supplies dropped off twenty-three miniature-sized porcelain toilets. It is unkown whether they were ordered to replace faulty bowls down in the cells or to help with the overactive bladder of a few of it’s most decorated officers, but citizens are discouraged from using the facilities until they can be properly installed.
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By: Daiyu Tang – ‘The Girl Behind the Lens’ Well, this is frustrating as having to repost this…
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By: Aithne So, yours truly, a purveyor of fine journalistic wit (and by ‘wit‘ I mean…
The HPD station building certainly could use something sweet, but it seems a misguided resident decided…
