◦ !!!FOR SALE!!! Tickle Me Elmo. New in box. Hardly tickled, $50
◦ Free one can of pork and beans with purchase of three bedroom, two bath home
◦ Hathian Motors auto repair service. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again!
◦ For sale: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating
◦ Giant chicken looking for cute chick to make eggs with. Inquire at Jimmie’s, fatties need not apply
◦ Local Irishman giving out FREE AIDS! Helps you lose weight, look thin and healthy, just like Jared the Subway guy! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE AIDS!
◦ Single white female looking for man with large bulge; mama needs a new pair of shoes
◦ WANTED:
Tall, well built woman with good
reputation who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested? Please read only lines 1, 3, and 5; Still interested? Call xxx-xxxx-xxxx
