Personals for 05/12/2010

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$$Used Tombstone for sale, Perfect for someone named: Henry Bergerzinger$$

Have viagra, will travel. Women only ages 18-58.

Wanted: someone to go back in time with me, this is no joke. Must have your own tin foil hat.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night in their panties.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Looking for a sexy Nikkette to make this Nikka’s world. Have a slight temper and a bit of a brain tumor, but this NIkka is hardcore. My personality changes make it like dating a new Nikka every day. You want me… come find me. Ask for Jake, or look for the only fly ass black Nikka in this town

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.

Wanted: One gay bull to date mine.

Kink master supreme seeks overly dominant female to piss in my mouth, kick my balls, and make me cry. Your worst fears are my biggest fantasies, make me cry and scream your name. Bring all inquiries to the Clam sign. Look for my sexy black ponytail, perfect for pulling.

Overly sunburnt blonde man seeks sexy nurse to apply aloe, apply in person at HGH, ask for Mr. Superfantasico.

Newly widowed woman seeks older man. Health problems not an issue.

Sexy Italiano seeks a sweet little cannoli to suck my sausage. Come taste my cream filling… I’m hot, and this Italian bleeds spaghetti sauce. Call 555-PIZZA and ask for Paulie.

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