Arrest Warrent Leaked

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From a memo accidentally dropped by an HPD Officer

An arrest warrant has been issued for Ava Delacroix, a student at CU, wanted for 13 counts of First Degree Murder and possible connections to other unsolved killings.

She is described as being 5’11, muscular, blonde, with her hair in a ponytail and is to undergo DNA analysis and be fingerprinted, in order to link her to the crimes.

Any information on her where abouts should be reported to the police immediately.

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