By: Crime Reporter
Former Pharmacy owner Emily Wood was in the last few weeks assaulted in the offices of the Observer by a member of the Yuugen Gang, identified as Bethari ‘Boba Butt’.
Emily, who had apparently come to visit the Hathian Observer Editor, Daiyu Tang was seemingly taken by surprise at the present of Bethari. Daiyu, who advised that she informed Emily that any article on asylum and teeth, was researched and well sourced suggested that Emily looked “on edge” and “nervous, possibly tweeking…” and it was when Emily, in this apparently aggravated state attempted to continue the conversation that Bethari, perhaps fearing an attack on herself or the Observer’s editor, intervened. With a crow-bar.
In the ensuring fight, despite the brandishing of a weapon or two, no one was actually shot, but it appeared that Emily received a crowbar blow to the head, knocking her down and out.
Our editor left the office and called 911 where after a short interval medical and police assistance arrived, although Bethari had long since left the scene. Providing first-aid to Emily until she was able to be seen by professionals, our editor states that:
“I don’t know why she wanted to come in here like that. I’m easy to approach, but carrying weapons to a meeting with me isn’t needed and I’d like in a way to thank Ms. Boba for her involvement in preventing a much more serious incident. Having said that, I did say I would shoot her as well if she didn’t stop. The Observer’s offices are not the place for violence or dispute settlement!”
On asking HGH how Emily was, patient confidentiality was cited although we suspect, she didn’t end up at ‘her’ own asylum.
