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Due to some financial losses in a well-known enterprise in the city and the urgent need to recycle urban waste we are pleased to inform you about the opening of a new landfill. It will be located in an alley, at the intersection of Hathian HWY and Bourbon street, opposite Lous’ bar. Within the next week of this announcement, any institution or enterprise in our city, indeed any citizen, can take out their industrial and household waste here. It’s completely free!
Yes, yes, you heard right! FREE for the first seven days! And as a bonus! Problems with the export? Call Louisiana: 70152 – 2776 and a car with movers will arrive at the address you specify to help you shift the waste.
Hurry up! Only seven days! Get rid of the junk! Start your life with a clean slate….
We remind you that a place for a new landfill is right outside the GARAGE repair shop next to The Daily Grind Café
((For rp in world contact Emily Wood (ssyss)))
Editor’s note: This article, submitted from what appeared to be a Hathian .city e-mail address arouses some suspicions. Having visited the site that this proposed ‘dump’ is, I am saddened to say that all I found were the remains of the Koga. Ok, that’s not strictly true (but kinda funny as watching Tori and Brandie claim to be the ‘baddest’ is a Twitter Sitcom). Anyway, one suspects that this article was sent to us to stir up things against the Yuugen, although by whom and to what end we only have some general ideas. But let’s see, sometimes you find the trail by lighting the spark, or perhaps the City has identified the trash correctly and just made it formal?)
