By: Daiyu Tang
Photos: By respective Twitter Account owners
((Just a little post to draw attention to Twitter RP and plots that some might not see and to feature a few things I saw that were interesting!))
So, there I was having a holiday and making myself generally happy via the intake of food, drink, sports and handsome holiday people, when I happened to go through my Twitter and see what was what in Hathian.
Readers, it’s not even 2025 yet… I had thought some teeth pulling news from Emily and the Asylum might be enough to end the year, but no. You (sometimes) animals had different ideas.
Starting Small
“I got robbed by Ghost Face” or – How everyone knows Charlie is out and about
Jordan from the Grind reports on the antics of ‘Ghost Face’ who appeared to rob the Grind. Being of keen understanding of the workings of HPD he suggested that a team of survivors go see the PD to report the crime to prevent them being laughed at.
Tori (as probably others were thinking) believes the culprit is Charlie Bundy, which… kinda fits.
Continuing a Theme
“I got abused by the town” or – How people are mean to Izzy
I mean, I am slightly worried by what appears (via further Twitter searches and a few pokes into places that I hate looking, but often find stuff) that Izzy appears to get hurt quite often. I don’t think that’s right and I’m drawing attention to this abuse, because it should stop. I quite like Izzy, so hands-off please.
Who Knew Spray-painting was so Dangerous?
“I made a gang sign and cut myself dong it” or – How Bethari hinted she had lost her cherry
Bethari, recently featured by Maja in this very paper appears to be quite happy to declare her gang affiliation and quite happy to advertise that spray-painting a gang sign is dangerous business. Either that, or she finally had rough sex. No judgements. It’s not just me thinking this either…
Going Green
“Best Fighter in the Baddest Gang” or How Green looks good on Eleri
I mean she denies it in the very same Twitter thread, but Xena (the troubled one) had the same thought as I did. Green is for Bones. Rag Dollar is for Andy (Bones) and just generally…
Anyway (and either way) Eleri remains one of Hathian’s top fighters, having defeated just about everybody in the ring.
Whether that now translates to the KSB having some extra muscle, literally and figuratively, that will be surely be found out in time.
Elf on a Shelf
“How Z got into the Christmas Spirit” or… no, don’t have an alternative here…
Seeing Zoey with an iguana on her shoulder… fine. Seeing her with a Christmas Santa hat, (probably from Rag Dollar)… just… unexpected. Family Murderer and all-round Hathian villain Zoey gets into the Christmas Spirit and provides one mental image I didn’t know I needed. Z on a Shelf. Where’s that naughty Z hiding today? Soon to be available in Rag Dollar as a carboard cut-out!
And on that note, time to get back to the office and see what is happening outside the Twittersphere. Remember, be good Hathian because fresh starts in 2025 are a great way of finding a new side to yourself, finding happiness in helping others and generally being better, step by step.
-DT
