Streaker, Firefighter or Bride? YES!

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by Tarja (Fionola Resident)

Two of Hathian’s heroes have agreed to tie the knot! That’s right, there will be wedding bells ringing soon for two members of the Fire Department and notorious streakers! Jet Lannock and Vie Masala are excited to announce that when the question was finally asked the response was a resounding yes.

To those of you considering a proposal in the future, either to myself or any of Hathian’s fine ladies, the above is how to do so properly, please take note!

The wedding ceremony will take place on May 6th at 5:30pm ((SLT)) rain or shine. The public is invited to attend and to join in the reception immediately following. Those planning to attend are asked to RSVP to either Jet or Vie for directions to the wedding venue. The couple have also requested that guests please check all firearms, explosive devices, incendiaries, melee weapons, narcotics, wildlife and potato salad before arrival.

In lieu of wedding gifts the couple have requested donations to the Hathian Mentorship Program (Big Brothers/Big Sisters) as they believe building families is the best way to conquer hardship.

I hope you will all join us here at the Observer in wishing the very best to our newly weds to be!

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