Clam to the Rescue

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Under new ownership, the Clam Convenience has heard the city’s pleas. Everyone deserves the safety of clean drinking water. Until the City of Hathian and St. Bernard Parish can clean up its act, bottled water is a necessity.

“By Sunday, we’ll have 5 extra shipments of bottled water on the shelves.” Alexia Rousseau, new owner of the Clam Convenience, stated. “We’ll order as much as we have to from outside sources to keep Hathian supplied. The Clam won’t let this city go thirsty.”

The Clam Convenience will be stocked this weekend, November 27. First come, first serve basis. Supplies are expected to go fast. Limitation to 10 bottles per person.

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