Twenty year old HGH receptionist seeks a long-term relationship with a spiritual, single man between the ages of 18-25. He must be completely straight! Criminals, smokers, wackos, alcoholics, players, and rude men need not apply.
If interested contact Nevah Millet ((Ella Dexing)) at 504-289-5236!
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((OOC: The disclaimer above is definitely meant to be IC. Seems necessary for legal reasons. Especially considering some of the demands may be considered controversial.))