Man Killed in the Park

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Nikolas and Chester Samtanko

Dr. Nikolas Samtanko, better known as ‘Moose’, was found dead late Sunday night under the bridge in the park. His identification had been stolen from his wallet, but the money was untouched. His left eye was also take from the body. Younger brother, Chester, was about to identify the body and call the cops. He had this to say:

“He was a good man and I don’t know who would do this. He didn’t have any enemies.”

When asked who he thought killed his brother, he had no comment.

‘Moose’ is to be buried in New York city in his family’s plot. The killer remains unknown but anyone with information about the disturbing crime is asked to come forward.

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