Do you want to put up with these electorate wannabe’s giving YOU a headache with hearty slogans and broken promises?
Then come down to The Clam Convenience Store from the 25rd of May till June 1st to grab some DIRT CHEAP ALCOHOL.
ALL cases only $19.99
ALL 6 packs only $7.99
And if you want to pretend to be a good parent, buy two Dandy Candy bars and get your Alcohol for FREE!*