LOCAL PRIEST GUTTED & LEFT FOR DEAD

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After receiving a suspicious anonymous tip, the unconscious body of Trinitii Spyker, Hathian’s lone priest, was found in front of the ash where Rader Records once stood. While injuries are pending analysis, at time of print, the victim suffered the removal of her areolas, along with the extraction of her uterus and one of her ovaries. While the reason was not known, a note left with the body read, “Ridding the world of Ject lovers since 2010. Love R.” along with a crudely drawn spade on her skin, pointing to Rabid Calhern of the Aces and the ongoing war as the culprit. Spyker is believed to have family connected to the Rejects, but is otherwise uninvolved and an unfortunate casualty.

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