Classified: Massage Parlor Looking for a Few Good Hands

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Looking for a more personal line of work?  Do you enjoy pleasing others and want the bonus of getting paid for it? The Please Release Me massage parlor is looking for friendly and generous women and men for both clerks and masseurs.  Set your own hours and develop a clientele from the very stressed out populace of Hathian.  Training provided, though experience is very welcome.  Please call 555-WTF-L33T and ask for Ms. Li (IM Kellen Gloom) for an interview or just stop by!  We’re located next to Poison Apply Tattoo shop.

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