Need a male stripper? (Classifieds)

Have you ever been sitting alone, thinking, “Man, I could really use a male stripper?” Tired of the only options for entertainment being women with tassels on their nipples? Well you all are in luck as local stripper Mick Shagger is now accepting personal party requests. He does birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, divorces, and bachelor and bachelorette parties as well. All he asks is that you call in advance to set up all appointments and have a light heart. He performs in a wide variety of costumes as well. Special requests available too. Want a naughty cop banging on your door? He’s the man for the job. Please call 555-454-4343 (Bigdaddywhitey Resident) for booking! Prices will be discussed over the call.