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“So, like, this album is basically my whole life poured out right there in the songs, bless it. Especially my love life — whew, that thing had me writin’ a lot, okay? The good parts, the messy parts, the cry-in’-in-my-car parts… it’s all in there. Every mood I was in, every feelin’ I had, just livin’ my day-to-day life — I went ahead and put it out there for everybody to hear. Might as well, sugar” Olympia Lowell-Forbes
All Eyes on Me
“This song was, like, one of the very first ones I ever wrote, and it’s all about my first little run-in with sorority life over at Columtreal University. I hadn’t even finished unpackin’ my bags before everybody and their cousin was flirtin’ with me, askin’ me out, or tryin’ to walk me back to their bedroom, bless their hearts. Not gonna lie, it gave me a whole lotta confidence, and that’s when I really realized… honey, when it comes to men, I can pretty much do whatever I want“
Untouchable
“So after all that started goin’ real good for me, I went ahead and joined the cheer squad, obviously, and landed myself a cute little job as a podcaster over at the campus radio. Next thing I knew, my name was just everywhere. I was runnin’ all around town interviewin’ folks for the Deep Dive Show with Carly Cox and Donnie D, workin’ my tail off — and somehow still gettin’ more and more boys chasin’ after me the whole time. Honestly? I felt… kinda untouchable. Like nothin’ could touch me, sugar”
Pretty Privilege
“And it wasn’t just the boys either, sugar — everybody was givin’ me attention. For a hot minute, everything just felt easy. Doors were flyin’ open left and right just ‘cause I looked cute, and I’m not even exaggeratin’. It was honestly kinda overwhelmin’ how folks treated me different — like, better than girls standin’ right next to me — and even my professors were givin’ me nicer grades, even though I knew I hadn’t exactly busted my butt for ‘em. I mean… I wasn’t complainin’, but whew, it sure was somethin’ to realize”
Haunted (By you, Dummy)
“And then, like clockwork, the inevitable happened — I met someone real special. Professor Cox pointed me toward this guy named Jameson Rook, and we went and made the wildest podcast episode I’d ever done. It was my first solo one, and let’s just say… it was a big first in a whole lotta ways, bless my heart. From that day on, we were pretty much inseparable.”
“My schedule was packed, and he just kinda tagged along with me everywhere, like he fit there natural as can be. One night after we’d been messin’ around in this dirty ol’ van down by Batterie Beach, he got real quiet and told me his biggest fear about bein’ with me — that he wasn’t “enough.” Lord, that about broke my heart clean in two. My first boyfriend ever, the only one I’ve ever had, feelin’ like that around me? When I adored him more than life itself. So I did the only thing I knew how to do… I went and wrote a song to hush those fears and remind him just how much he meant to me”
Twitter Karen
“After that wild episodes of ‘Bimbo Talk’, things just kinda kept gettin’ spicier, bless it. I did more provocative shows, and much to poor James’s despair, I stayed real honest about us too — the good, the bad, and the messy in-between. Well… the internet did not take that kindly. Folks started review-bombin’ me on social media, leavin’ the nastiest comments not just about the podcast, but about my relationship with James too.”
“One follower in particular really stuck out — just mean for sport, honey — so I went ahead and dedicated a whole song to her called “Twitter Karen,” ‘cause that was exactly the kind of energy she was givin’. Sad, really, that someone would choose to live their life that bitter and loud. Couldn’t be me”
Lip Gloss Revolution
“And it wasn’t just social media losin’ its mind over my Bimbo Talk episodes — oh no, the campus feminists got real riled up too. They were workin’ overtime tryin’ to “educate” me with their whole vibe, and even tryin’ to hitch a ride on my clout to flip me over to their side. Apparently, in their world, a girl can’t just be a girl and proudly call herself a bimbo and still be likable at the same time. I don’t really get it, sugar — but instead of arguin’, I just went ahead and flashed ‘em a nice, big lyrical middle finger and kept it movin’”
Blonde, Unfortunately
“Sooo after a while, James and I just kinda drifted apart, and next thing you know — boom — we were done. Real sad era, honestly. I wasn’t writin’, wasn’t singin’, wasn’t doin’ much of nothin’ except feelin’ sorry for myself and nursin’ my poor little broken heart, bless it.”
“And wouldn’t you know it, fate just had to be messy — ‘cause not only does he go to the same college as me, but so does his new girl. Lord help me. I couldn’t turn a corner without seein’ them together, hearin’ folks whisper about them, or catchin’ him all hugged up like I didn’t exist. Meanwhile, every boy on campus suddenly remembered my name and wanted to be my “rebound,” followin’ me around like puppies — but all I could see was my ex playin’ tonsil hockey with his shiny new beau.”
“That’s when I knew, sugar… sittin’ around cryin’ wasn’t gonna cut it. I needed a full-on reinvention. New energy. New confidence. New me. So I wiped my mascara, flipped my hair, and wrote a brand-new song with a whole different vibe and style — ‘cause heartbreak might knock me down, but it sure as hell doesn’t keep me there”
Watch Me, Not The Score
“Once you’ve been through a full-on rebirth like I have, you kinda realize you can’t just go back to the same ol’ tricks, sugar — you gotta do somethin’ brand new. And funny enough, I remembered shootin’ hoops with my daddy back home in Texas, so I marched myself right over to the CU basketball try-outs. And wouldn’t you know it? They took me.”
“I mean… duh. Why wouldn’t they? A whole campus celebrity on the roster is bound to pack the stands, bring in the crowd, and help pay for all that fancy equipment, buses, and whatever else you need to start winnin’ games. Like Kid Rock says, “It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up,” and baby — trust me — I can back it up. I’m talented, I’m confident, and yeah… I’m just that hot“
Bimbo With a Mic
“So what’s next in the life of Olly Forbes? Well honey, I’m just gonna be myself — all of myself — loud, proud, and completely unapologetic. I already know I’m freakin’ awesome, okay? A Bimbo With a Mic, front and center, and I ain’t hidin’ for nobody.”
“I’m single, ready to mingle, and hoppin’ right back into the dating game — and trust me, I’m gonna find somebody way better than James. Somebody worthy of standin’ next to me while we take over this campus as a full-blown power couple. Bigger than any prom queen crown I ever wore, sugar.”
“So boys and girls, keep your eyes peeled and stay tuned — ‘cause I’m only just gettin’ started, and this glow-up ain’t slowin’ down anytime soon.”
